#April2021
‘Captain America 4’ Coming From ‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ Showrunner Malcolm Spellman. Makes Sense!
I suppose it makes perfect sense that there’s a Captain America 4 in the works. As well, I suppose it makes perfect sense that The Falcon and the Winter Soldier showrunner Malcolm Spellman is penning the script. That said, I gotta say — dude is definitely a step down from the Russo Brothers. At least for me. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the themes he tackles in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but the writing itself on the series really doesn’t sizzle my tits. Perhaps being forced to narrow his focus for a two-hour movie will help him out tonally and pacing wise. We can hope. Right?
Monday Morning Commute: (Can’t Wait To) Take This Damn Mask Off!
Can’t wait to take my fucking mask off, friends! Like, I get that it isn’t going to happen anytime soon. Maybe the end of 2021? But it feels more and more real with each passing day. You know? Here in the greatest state in the union they’re opening up vaccine eligibility to all starting April 19, and I’m fucking torqued. Gonna work them sign-up sites like I’m hunting for a goddamn PlayStation 5. I’m also hoping that I’ll have more success getting a vaccine appointment than everyone is having getting that fucking console. ‘Cause mamma mia, are PS5s hard to come by these days.
With the impending access to a vaccine, the sunny days, and the progression of the semester, I’m feeling good. Who knows if the vibe will last, but I’m just riding it right now. Why not, right?
So let’s hang out here together, my dudes! My friends! My comrades! Right here in the newest edition of Monday Morning Commute. What are you doing this week? What are you digging this week? I want to know! But first, I’ll show!
Weekend Open Bar: Are You Ready?
Are you ready? Whole squad’s ready! Forgive me from quoting the tune from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’s Super Bowl trailer! I’m just so fucking pumped for this shit! As I’ve probably puked-up many times around these parts, Bucky is my favorite motherfucker in the MCU! Just an absolute unit of brooding, healthy male bonding, and gorgeous hair. How can you not love this motherfucker! It’s impossible, and now this son of a bitch is getting a co-starring role in the latest dollop of dashing MCU madness.
Monday Morning Commute: Stop Making Sense
Stop making sense, motherfuckers! It’s overrated. t breaks down when you consider the big stuff, anyways. So kick sense to the curb, and go beyond the impossible! Or, at least post-up here with me for a bit. My name is Caffeine Powered and I’m the Captain of this Fucking Glorious Calamity. The Space-Ship Omega!
Most important to note is that your Captain is on Spring Break! A glorious temporary reprieve from the grind of Existential Worry, Remote Learning, and a Sleep Schedule. It explains why I’m so excessively caffeinated as of right now, and also why my guts are full of waffle fries and a cheeseburger on a weekday night.
Perhaps being on Spring Break can also explain why I’m a bit chipper tonight! But that can probably also be explained by the aforementioned caffeine, my persistent undulating waves of manic depression, or the Talking Heads currently performing on my Tele-Visor. Fuck, maybe it can be explained only by considering all of those factors.
Anyways, this is Monday Morning Commute! Those who know, probably already know. Those who don’t know, probably aren’t here. Let’s fucking shoot the shit regarding what we’re up to this week!
I’ll go first. See you in the comments section, my loves!
‘The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ Super Bowl Trailer: Buddy Cop Time, Baby!
Despite Bucky being near and dear to my heart, I wasn’t taken with the first trailer for The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. But fuck me! This Super Bowl trailer? Has me torqued, baby!
Marvel dropped a teaser for their Disney+ shows during the Super Bowl and it has me torqued
I am definitely embarrassed at how hard I fucking marked out during this teaser, friends. But, fuck. All these shows look wild.
‘The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ will be 6-part miniseries directed by Kari Skogland. Baron Zemo and Sharon Carter returning!
More The Falcon and the Winter Soldier news, friends!
Disney has revealed all the details about its streaming service. It drops November 12 and will cost $7. Plus! Marvel and Star Wars reveals!
Disney dropped an entire fucking fuckload of Disney+ news tonight. The company revealed its Star Wars and Marvel Studios shows, announced a price, and also dropped its release date. Come, come children, after the jump you will find it all.