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Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series casts ‘Game of Thrones’ star Jerome Flynn. Fuck yeah to this casting!
Jerome Flynn is awesome in Game of Thrones. And this is coming from a dude who doesn’t fuck with the show heavy. Thus, I’m pretty goddamn stoked Amazon has brought the dude into the Dark Tower series they’re rolling out.
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Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series has cast its Gunslinger and Man In Black. I don’t know them, but I’m hopeful!
A lot of my friends fuck heavy with The Dark Tower. I don’t, but it ain’t out of prejudice. So while I’m not deeply emotionally invested in Amazon’s attempt, I am a bit excited.
Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series will start production this Spring. Can’t be worse than the fuckin’ movie!
The Dark Tower movie objectively sucked ass. But, that isn’t stopping Amazon from bringing a TV series to life. And honestly? This shit was always better suited for a TV series. So, I’m cautiously optimistic.
‘The Dark Tower’ movie is officially a sequel to the books, which most guessed already
Apparently, most fans of the Dark Tower books suspected that the upcoming movie was a sequel to the series. Well, now it’s like official or something get stoked or something I don’t give a fuck! I have no emotional investment in this upcoming train wreck.
‘The Dark Tower’ TV Spots: The Gunslinger Is Stronger Than Most
Here’s a couple of TV spots for The Dark Tower. I caught them (or at least one of them) during the NBA finals last night. They seem particularly action-heavy, which makes sense given during which they aired.
‘The Dark Tower’ Trailer: You’re A Gunslinger, Right?
I don’t know The Dark Tower at all, so I really have no idea how this trailer resonates with fans of the series. But! I hope ya’ll dig it.
‘The Dark Tower’ has been delayed again until August 4, 2017
The Dark Tower has been delayed again. And, apparently, it’s a shit show, with the footage recently screened at CinemaCon looking quite rough.
‘The Dark Tower’ Poster: May Your Days Be Long Upon The Earth
New Dark Tower poster! Everyone who this excites, celebrate! Oh, celebrate so much.
‘The Dark Tower’ Image: Gunslinger And Man In Black Do The Stare Down Thing
Here’s a new image from The Dark Tower adaptation dropping next year. It’s got itself a stare down between the Man in Black and the Gunslinger. I, uh, I don’t have anything else to bring to this post, since I’ve never read the fucking series. But! Enjoy!
‘The Dark Tower’ Movie Delayed Until Summer 2017
Fans of The Dark Tower eagerly awaiting its movie adaptation are going to have to wait a bit longer. Originally scheduled for February 17, 2017, the movie has been pushed back to a very nebulous “Summer 2017” release date.
