#June2012
Christopher Nolan Still Wants To Direct JAMES BOND; OH GOD YES.
The Dark Knight Rises drops next month, and with it brings a segueing in the career of Extradimensional Directorial Pimp Christopher Nolan. Just what will the good sir do? I’d love to see the dude carve out new material of his own to compliment Inception, Memento and the rest of his filmography. Yet, if he is going to dabble in another’s world, I’d love it to the one of Jimmy Bond.
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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ FINAL THEATRICAL TRAILER: It’s Here, It F**king Rules.
The final trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has dropped. You’re not worthy, but you should watch it anyways. Holy *fuck*.
New High-Res Look At CATWOMAN From ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is Latex Explosion
Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.
‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Audio Outtakes Have Morgan Freeman Confused As F**k
Okay, these aren’t legitimate outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises, but they’re amusing the balls out of me. Particularly awesome: Morgan Freeman not understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same people.
Hit the jump for them.
‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Goes LEGO.
This is an impressive homage right here. I don’t have the talent to actually construct a LEGO set. Even using the directions. I get annoyed quickly, eat three or four of them, and sit in the corner waiting for either my asphyxiation or painful bowel movement. So I can’t even fathom undertaking this recreation of The Dark Knight Rises trailer using only those sexy little blocks.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Character Appearance Confirmed. Behind Spoiler Wall. #Classy
I’d like to thank sites for not classing it up and putting this crap behind a spoiler wall, thereby taking away my choice to learn it or not. I’m doing you a solid and throwing it behind a more tag, ’cause everyone has a right to curiosity. But they also got a right to go in virginal.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Cover Of EW’s 2012 Forecast Issue
The Dark Knight Rises is gracing EW’s “Forecast Corporate Schilling” issue, and once again proves anything out of context can look like total balls.
We’ve Seen The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue. Heavy Breathing, Hurting Groins.The Glory.
It’s a beautiful world sometimes. Tonight the Rendar and myself swung into a sneak preview of the Dark Knight Rises prologue that’s set to run before Mission Impossible: Phoenix Wunderblast. Previewed that shit for free at the local IMAX duplex and they even threw in a t-shirt. The Lords of Kobol have chosen to smile, and I’ve nuzzled my face in their glowing bosoms.
More ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Pics, Plus When The Movie Takes Place.
More details from Empire Magazine regarding ‘The Dark Knight Rises’? Yes please! If that isn’t enough for your geek gullet, how about some details regarding when the movie picks up? Dive in, if you’re daring.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.
Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.
