#February2017

Report: ‘The Batman’ Is Being Directed By Matt Reeves

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When Batfleck announced he wasn’t directing The Batman, the first name that dropped as his replacement was Matt Reeves. It appears that name was, in fact, correct. And my take? Sure? Dude is competent enough. Enormous fall down from Christopher Nolan, maybe a fall down from Affleck, certainly Jesus Christ in comparison to Zack Snyder.

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Report: Warner Bros. Is “Very Happy” With ‘The Batman’ Script

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Ah! As the world turns for The Batman, and everything surrounding it. The latest report? Warner Bros. is “very happy” with the script. But, I mean, what are they going to say-leak? They fucking hate it, and they’re despairing?

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Report: ‘The Batman’ Getting “Fresh Start” When New Director Is Chosen

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Oh, The Batman. At one point you were the shining beacon of the DC cinematic universe. Now, now you’re just another project mired in turd-soaked controversy. The movie has gone from being written, directed, and starring Ben Affleck to starring the actor, but being being written and directed by one huge shrug.

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Batman Solo Movie Script Rewritten By ‘Argo’ And ‘Justice League’ Writer

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Man. The DCU is like an episode of fucking Oprah. You get a rewrite, and you get a rewrite, and you get a rewrite! The latest film to claim this dubious dishonor? The Batman.

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Matt Reeves On ‘The Batman’ Director Shortlist

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Matt Reeves, he of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and War for the Planet of the Apes, is reportedly high on the list of directors wanted for The Batman. Sure?

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Ben Affleck Will Not Direct ‘The Batman’ But Still Starring And Producing

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Man. You know. Warner Bros. just can’t seem to get their fucking shit together in the DCU, can they? Affleck is no longer directing The Batman.

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Ben Affleck Confirms He’s Directing ‘The Batman’

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Ben Affleck has been fucking around with The Batman, saying he’s only doing it if it’s perfect, blah blah blah, onwards and always. Well, at least we know he’s directing it, now. Dude confirmed so on Late Night Show With Guy. As to when it’s coming out? Who the fuck knows.

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Ben Affleck reveals his Batman movie will be called…The Batman

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Ben Affleck has confirmed that his solo Batman movie is titled The Batman. Truthfully, I don’t even know why I’m fucking covering this. Probably because I’m stuck at home all day, while my plumbing system is being fixed to the sound of hundreds of dollars. I need this, okay? This banality.

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Ben Affleck and Geoff Johns co-writing ‘Batman’ solo flick; Affleck directing

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Woah. Like, I don’t really enjoy Geoff Johns that often, but this is still somewhat cool to me. Also — very excited that Affleck is directing. 

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Ben Affleck reportedly directing solo ‘Batman’ movie set for Fall 2018

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I like Ben Affleck as a director. Fuck, I like him more as a director than an actor. So I’m glad to see WB is doing the obvious, and giving him the reins to the next solo Bat-Flick.

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