#August2013
WHEDON: Thanos was never the NEXT VILLAIN. Would love FURY on S.H.I.E.L.D. show.
Another day, another batch of Joss Whedon sound bites. Eh, I don’t care! I’m the speculation swine! I smack my lips all over the delicious morsels of news regarding Avengers 2. I am gluttonous, I hate myself, but I cannot stop.
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THANOS confirmed for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’, Purple-Headed Death GET
What fresh hell is this. Why so much interesting news today? Wasn’t SDCC like two days ago? Oh, you say it isn’t interesting to you. Hmm. I see. Head nod. Then I draw the Infinity Gauntlet, and punch you in the sternum. I don’t even know what I’m typing anymore. James Gunn is more interesting than me. Hit the jump to check out his funky fresh words regarding Thanos.
MARVEL wants to meet with VIN DIESEL. RIDE OR DIE as THANOS, AMIRITE?
OH SHIT. I knew I had been good this year. Said my prayers. Eaten my vegetables. How else can I explain what is obviously the greatest casting that Marvel hasn’t made quite yet? The Studio that Tony Built has requested a meeting with one of the stars of This Summer’s Best Movie (So Far), and I’m half-giddy, half-delirious at the world we are living in.
WHO IS F**KING LEFT TO CAST: BENICIO DEL TORO joins ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Benicio Del Toro has joined Guardians of the Galaxy. And you thought that Man of Steel had a ridiculous ensemble. Eh? Yeah, stick that notion in your butt and fly to the Moon! Turkeys. Wait — what was I saying? Oh yeah! Also, the Good Dude has also signed a multi-picture deal with the Marvelous Company. Anyone want to join me in the Stroke-It-Circle, hoping that he is playing Thanos?
Joss Whedon talks his plans for THANOS. It’s the slow boil, folks.
Jossy Whedon must actually be writing Avengers 2, because the dude is spitting about his plans for Thanos. While most of us think homeboy is going to be smashing faces in the aforementioned flick, it may not be so. While discussing his plans for the God of Death or Something, the Virgil of the Marvel Movie Universe cautions that it is going to be a slow build.
Rumor: DARKSEID is villain in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie. Well. Duh.
Pencil this in as “fucking obvious”, friends. It is rumored that Darkseid is going to be the villain in the upcoming Justice League movie. It’s going to be great when people get Darkseid and Thanos confused, and/or begin to bicker over who is the less lame purple piece of shit big bad.
THANOS’ CREATOR says he’ll be in ‘AVENGERS 2’, and ‘GUARDIANS.’ We’re all like, no shit.
Here is some non-news upside your head. Jim Starlin is the creator of Thanos, and he has let fly that the Death Loving son of a bitch is going to be in Avengers 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy. This comes as a shock to approximately nine people, recently emerged from an underground hovel where they had been trying to conjure Cthulhu.
[Watch] ‘THE AVENGERS’ first Post-Credits Scene is online courtesy of Marvel. Peep the big bad.
Marvel has release to the interwebz public the post-credits scene from the Avengers that announces the arrival of the new Big Bad. Now you can either get on with correcting your negligent ass if you haven’t seen it, or gaze at his purple-assed leathery face once more.
‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ To Be Marvel’s Second Movie In 2014. Wee!
I just don’t…I just can’t….give a fuck about Guardians of the Galaxy. I just don’t get it, either. It isn’t that I condemn the entire concept of the franchise. That isn’t it at all. What is boggling my mind is why Marvel is thinking that this is going to be such icy hotness. The next part of their monolithic movie empire.
