#March2016

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ TV Spot: Fred Armisen is Krang

Fred Armisen is Krang! TMNT2 is still a movie! Eat jelly beans and deny your gods.

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First Look: The Shredder from ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’

The Shredder

I thought The Shredder was in the first TMNT? And it was a white guy or something? I clearly have no idea what the fuck is going on in this franchise.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Super Bowl Trailer: No Sleep ‘Til Technodrome

Krang is going to be in ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’

Krang

Man. The second TMNT is going to fucking feature Krang? Maybe it’s time I cajoled Bateman into getting stoned and watching the first one, cause I gotta, I just fucking gotta, see that Brain-Assed Bastard in the second movie. For better or worse.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Trailer: Oh Yeah This Franchise