#November2015

Cosplay: Handsome Jack from ‘Borderlands’ lives up to his name

‘Tales from the Borderlands: Episode Two: Atlas Mugged’ Trailer: Heat Stroke, Regular Stroke, Stroke Stroke!

‘Tales from the Borderlands’ Episode 2 Trailer: Atlas Mugged, I Moaned

How the fuck did this come out of PAX Koala Edition (#reductiveappreciationofharmfulculturaltropes) and I didn’t see it? Telltale Games and Gearbox have dropped a trailer for the second episode of Tales from the Borderlands. And boy, oh boy, my body is ready.

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Telltale Games names a new CEO, announces an original game in the works

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Telltale Games! They’ve announced a new CEO, and that they’re working on an original property. Bomb.com.

Bomb.com/Icandigit.html, actually.

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‘Tales from the Borderlands’ dropped today! No one f**king told me!

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Were we supposed to know that Tales from the Borderlands was dropping today? Or did it sort of erupt out of the Dark Anus of News Not Yet Revealed, hitting me off the chest? Either way — fuck yeah I’m buying this when I get home.

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‘Tales from the Borderlands’ Trailer: Back To The Scum and Villainy

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Telltale games has dropped a trailer for Tales from The Borderland. Beckoning me back to my favorite hive of scum and villainy. Are you like me? Like scum? Like villainy? Check out this trailer.

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‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ screens. Fill my vault with glowing glee.

Tales from the Borderlands

Tales from the Borderlands is coming this summer, and with it I shall come too! Yeah, I’ve used that one before. Whatever. When 10,000+ posts you make, blah blah Yoda talk. Anyways, I’m not important here. This post is about Tales and some new screens from the game.

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‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ DEETS: Pandora Goes ‘TRUE DETECTIVE.’

Tales from the Borderlands.

Some Tales From The Borderlands details have emerged from that Cool Kids thing SXSW. It appears that the game is going True Detective. Word up! In the sense that the game shall be a recounting of events in the past, with differing perspectives and all that shit. I can dig it.

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‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ TRAILER: Everybody wants to HUNT VAULTS

Tales from the Borderlands trailer.

Never mind my hesitation. All it took was a trailer to make me loot-moan. My vault is ready to gape open for this goodness,

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New ‘BORDERLANDS’ GAME coming from TELLTALE GAMES

Tales from the Borderlands.

There’s a new Borderlands game coming! You’d imagine me covered in my own fluids, sad dinky pointing towards the sky, screaming in glory! Well…Well…I’m actually a bit ambivalent.

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