#November2013

Rumor: ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD’ and ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ will CONNECT.

The Winter Soldier!

Is this surprising? I mean, we’ve already had it confirmed that Thor: The Dark World and Agents of SHIELD will connect. So like, why the fuck would Marvel scale back the Synergy Train? I say fuck slowing down! Toot, toot! All aboard the cohesive universe.

Motherfuckers!

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MOUNTAIN DEW Tie-In With ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is My Heart Attack Dream.

I’ve always kept it to myself, a linger feeling that Batman could kick more ass if he was hopped up on the Dew. Everything  kicks more ass when you’re jittering on the Dew. Now Pepsi Corporation Pigs and Dark Knight Rises  Marketing Swine have made this mash-up of my geek dreams come true.

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