#January2015
Nintendo dropping new ‘3DS XL’ next month
I’ve been circling the purchase of a Nintendo 3DS for a while now. Haven’t been able to bring myself to launch the money-missiles from my wallet-banks, but maybe next month will be the time. The Company Mario Built is dropping a new one, and it’s supposed to be like, way nice or something.
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New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: #TeamBanner For Life, Kid
New Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. Gorgeous action. Overwrought, hokey dialogue. I’m pumped. Also, fuck Tony Stark.
Cracked Pirate Bay code says “I’ll Be Back.”
Uh. Not that I pirate. I simply would not! But if I were to pirate shitty albums and movies and stuff that didn’t deserve my hard earned bucks (or poorly efforted bucks) I would be excited about this.
‘House of Cards’ Season 3 Trailer: Sociopath In Chief
Yeah I’m one of those folks seriously underwhelmed to the point of jumping ship when House of Card‘s second season jumped the shark. And yet! I can’t help but me intrigued when a trailer for season three hits. So I guess maybe sort of I’ll catch-up.
Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ flick set for Fall 2016
Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie is set for Fall 2016. OH MON DIEU. OH MON CHERI. BLAH BLAH.
New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art: Grapplin’ with the Hulk and Robots
Here’s a slurry of new Avenging Folk: Epoch of Ultron promo art. Featuring the Hulk and Hulkbuster totally grapplin’, The Odin-Son fucking up all sorts of Ultron drones, and the Big Bad holding some sort of orb. Get pumped (or don’t), this movie has never been closer.
Tuesday Afternoon Commute: chicken&meat
Hello, friends! And welcome again to a late edition of Monday Morning (Tuesday Afternoon) Commute. What can I say? Other than I thought I was going to have more time during my break than is actually proving true. However, in addition to being busier than expect, I’ve been spending my time with friends and family. Chemically altered and smiling through the evenings in the company of the Great and Inspiring familiars. Anyways — here’s what I’m up to this week. Share your own list of the Shit Being Enjoyed, Food Being Consumed, and Other Miscellany across the next seven days.
Weekend Open Bar: SMASH ENNUI
Hey, friends! How are you? You may have noticed I haven’t been rockin’ and rollin’ around here much lately. And I’ve been off! For two days straight! The fuck, Caff?! Let me level with you: I’m sort of fucking exhausted with the Internet. Clickbait, Buzzword, Non-News, Hype-Piece, Funny Video, Buzzword, Clickbait, Release Date. Blah, blah, blah. My interest comes. And my interest goes. Such is the life of a bi-polar. Right now it’s scraping the bottom of the barrel.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Multiplayer Trailer: Selfies With Friends
Frankly, I don’t know what the fuck to think of Metal Gear Solid 5. So I certainly don’t know what to think about Metal Gear Solid Online. But I’m fucking intrigued by both. The former more than the latter.
Official: Benedict Cumberbatch is Doctor Strange.
It’s official, folks. Boringface Cucumbersandwich has landed the lead in Doctor Strange. Make of that what you will.
