#January2016

Spielberg’s ‘The BFG’ Poster: ‘E.T. the Chocolate Factory’

Ben Mendelsohn to play villain in ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation by Spielberg

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Ben Mendelsohn is a great actor, though I don’t know if he is well known. However, soon, the public shall learn the power of The Mendelsohn. Not only is the dude in StarWarRogueOne – A WarStar Anthology tale, but the dude has also landed the villain role in RPO.

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Disney and Spielberg’s ‘The BFG’ Trailer: Wait this isn’t Quake?

I know it is an easy joke, made by many. But I really don’t know The BFG outside of lighting dickheads up in Quake III Arena. I imagine it is a very lovely book, and this may very well be a very lovely movie.

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Spielberg says he’s making ‘Indiana Jones 5’ with Harrison Ford

Indiana Jones.

I guess we ain’t getting an Indiana Jones relaunch after all. Spielberg has let slip that he’s probably going to be making Indiana Jones 5, and he’s bringing his boy Harry Ford along for the ride. Now, uh, just don’t let Lucas have a hand in it. Like, give him an Executive Producer credit or something. Whatever it takes. To keep him away from the script.

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Steven Spielberg casting Olivia Cooke in ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation

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Ever since Steven Spielberg signed on to adapt Ready Player One its development has taken off like a mofuckah. The latest bit of news regarding the adaptation is the casting of Olivia Cooke. I am not familiar with Cooke, but I’m going to go ahead and trust Steven and his Alien-Filled Entourage with the casting choices.

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Report: Spielberg’s Dreamworks is splitting from Disney

Dreamworks.

I guess I didn’t even realize that Steven Spielberg’s Dreamworks was aligned with Disney. But I suppose this revelation is a tad late, since it’s only been brought to my attention to inform me that this partnership was ending. Alas.

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Steven Spielberg’s ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation set for December 15, 2017

Ready Player One

The long-in-development adaptation of Ernie Cline’s Ready Player One finally has a release date.

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Holy Meta! Steven Spielberg directing ‘Ready Player One’

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Holy cannoli, down the rabbit hole we go. Steven Spielberg is directing Ready Player One, which was a coming of age novel based off of lavishly wanking it to (among other things) an era where…Steven Spielberg was directing wonderful…coming of age movies.

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Rumor: Spielberg wants to direct Chris Pratt-starring ‘Indiana Jones’ reboot

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Twist my tits as I call Pratt-Indy my Daddy! I was sold on Star-Lord Mother Mother taking the reins as Indy (if anyone has to). And now fucking Big Daddy Spielberg wants to direct it?

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Spielberg developing ‘Minority Report’ TV series. I can dig it!

Minority Report.

The further I get away from Minority Report the more I enjoy it. I recall appreciating it for the most part at the time of my initial viewing, but the years have only seen my love for the flick increase. I mean — goddamn is it prescient. I mean — goddamn is it beautiful. So bring on a fucking TV show set in that Universe.

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