#December2012
First look at Ashton Kutcher as STEVE JOBS is like, the dumbest thing ever.
Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is outstandingly stupid. Of course the first official release they’ve dropped of That 70’s Guy as the deceased maestro is a recreation of Jobs’ sexy pose. Oh lordy.
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Steve Jobs Memo And Apple I Motherboard Go For $400,000 At Auction. Burning Money!
People who can be wasting money are tots wasting money on some Steve Jobs memorabilia. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fork over nearly half a milli for a motherboard and a memo?
Aaron Sorkin Spits About The Steve Jobs Biopic, Compares It To Writing About the Beatles.
Aaron Sorkin is the master of dialogue and the wizard of wit, and with such distinctions comes luxurious gigs, such as his latest one. Being tasked with writing the Steve Jobs biopic, Sorkin compares it to writing about The Beatles. Oh Aaron, you’re not star struck, are you? Let me touch your hair. It is gorgeous.
Steve Jobs Was “Closely” Involved In iPhone 5 Design According To Bloombeg.
It was reported that Steve Jobs was working right up until his death, with many speculating on the next generation iPhone. This has been confirmed by Bloomberg today, and I have to appreciate the guy’s determination.
Aaron Sorkin Adapting ‘STEVE JOBS’ For Sony; A Stevey Biopic To Believe In.
Aaron Sorkin. Love you, duder. The fact that you are writing a Steve Jobs biopic for Sony has me far more pumped than whatever that Aston Kutcher debacle will end up being.
ASHTON KUTCHER To Play STEVE JOBS In Indie Flick. WUT?
Ashton Kutcher is going to play the part of Steve Jobs in an indie flick that will begin shooting when the star is on break from Two And A Half Dozen Easy Jokes Per Episode. My knee jerk reaction is “this is fucking dumb!”, and my knee jerk reaction to my knee jerk reaction is “chill bro!, chill, who knows?” which leaves me in a bit of a holding pattern.
iTunes Creator Working On Apple HDTV. Steve Jobs Bio Blah Blah.
Everyone’s been blathering about the Steve Jobs biography that’s been churned out with stunning rapidity, and all the juicy bullshit in it. One of the factoids that’s continue bouncing around the churning machinery and noise tunnels is that of a purported Apple HDTV.
Video: Taiwanese Animation On Steve Jobs’ Life Involves LSD, Anal Birthing, Toy Story.
NMA is at it again. They’ve churned out a video recounting the life of the former Apple CEO turned Full-Time ninja. As you’d expect, it’s fucking insane. Anal computer birthing, Toy Story cabbage patch dancing, and Darth Gates. Get some.
Steve Jobs Resigns As CEO Of Apple. Going Full-Time Ninja.
Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple. This is like Lenin resigning from Communism. What are they going to do without their Cult of Personality? I know what he’s going to do. Go full ninja.
