Starcraft: Remastered is dropping on August 14, folks. The perfect time for us in the Northern Hemisphere, you know? It will be scorching as fuck, so why not post-up in front of our personal computers, draw the shades, crank the air condition, and burn away the hours with a classic?

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I didn’t play StarCraft. I won’t play a StarCraft HD. My ADD is too profound for strategy. But I’m psyched for the numerous friends who are going to be excited for this news.

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Can’t help but relate this to the return of a bruiser like Hulk Hogan to the arena. Or Jordan. Maybe both. As you can see, I funnel all my realities through my childhood. Anyways, I think this is amazing. I love living in a world where in it’s news that a pro gamer is coming out of retirement to whup ass. Take names.

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