#January2012
Press Start!: Yo BioWare, Open SWTOR The F**K Up.
I’m about to vomit about the new Star Wars RPG. This is Press Start. If you don’t give a fuck about the title, I’ve strewn the following throughout the post to keep your attention: a hot dog eating contest, a wasted Han Solo, and if none of those fit your fancy, the conclusion of the post is a fat kid dancing. Isn’t that enough spectacle?
Allons-y.
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Star Wars-Themed Van For Sale On eBay. Shaggin’ Wagon Skywalker Style.
Oh Lord the shit I would spend my money on if I had a ridiculous disposable income. I can’t think (at least in this ill-formed moment) of anything more I want than this heinous Star Wars van, and it could be mine. If I had the cheddar.
Working Title For ‘Star Wars’ Live Action TV Show and More Details. Enter Who Dare.
Dick heads! Fanboys and fangirls! Gather around and brace yourself for some deets regarding the Star Wars live action television show.
Video: Darth Vader Hangin’ Out In Women’s Rest Rooms
Listen!, are you really surprised that Darth Vader is doing Korean commercials? Do you have any idea how shitty government pay is? Especially when it’s the Emperor who decides raises? Dude has to make some cash on the side.
French Burger Chain Has Barfy ‘Star Wars’ Hamburgers. C’est La Force Or Something.
To commemorate the shitty rerelease of Episode I, a French (edit: or Belgian?) burger chain is dropping some impressively awful looking burgers.
Hit the jump! to check them out.
SWTOR Logs Over 60 Million In-Game Hours. Blizzard, Wut Say U?!
SWTOR is kicking ass. Taking names. Force chokin’ bitches. Electronic Arts is touting it as the fastest-growing MMO in history, and the Star Wars geek in me giggle in glee.
George Lucas Names Obi-Wan’s Home Planet After Jon Stewart. No More Tears.
George Lucas has named Obi-Wan’s home planet after Jon Stewart. Harumph.
Analysts: Star Wars: The Old Republic Big Risk for EA. Profundity!
Star Wars: The Old Republic has run EA a considerable amount of imperial credits in development. Utilizing this knowledge and college degrees in nonsense and speculation, analysts have come to discern that it is a big risk for the company. Not particularly insightful, but the details about what they’d have to pull to make a profit is, thereby justifying my blathering here. Right? I hope?
Dual-Wielding Star Wars Fan Arrested For Terrorizing Toys R Us. Awesome.
Some of us Star Wars fans are pretty fucking brutal, brah. Or brah-dette. We roll hard. The Force (of insanity) was particularly strong in one of us in Portland, Oregon.
