#August2012
Mr. Plinkett drops a hilarious and brilliant commentary track for ‘A NEW HOPE’, as us assholes call it.
Fuck yeah. Plinkett has dropped a commentary for Star Wars, and it is equal shades brilliant and hilarious. You think the dude is just absurdist comments and insightful comments, then he’ll blow your asshole out by referencing “inciting incidents” and other nonsense that I wish I could refer to. Get it.
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‘STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC’ goes free-to-play. All shall bow.
Star Wars: The Old Republic cost $33 zillion dollars to make. It didn’t make that back. Now it is going free-to-play up until level 50, and Blizzard is once again sucking the marrow out of the bones of a fallen competition.
Cosplay: SEXY CHEWBACCA will make you feel things. Confusing things. Perhaps yearn for hair balls.
It’s fine. Give in. I won’t tell anyone. Really.
BRIAN WOOD Heading Up ‘STAR WARS’ Comic For Dark Horse. This Is Incredible.
Brian Wood doing a Star Wars comic book, set during the Original Trilogy? Be still my fucking heart.
CLOUD CITY Landing Platform Goes LEGO Microscale. Word.
Hell yeah! Rod Gillies has whipped up a gorgeous LEGO microscale of the Cloud City landing platform from Empire. Ah, that fucking platform. So much Boba Fett, so many blaster bolts wasted upon it.
CYBERPUNK ‘STAR WARS TOYS’ We Can Only Wish Were Real
Hell yeah, cyberpunk Star Wars toys. Check out these mad creations from the mind of Sillof , who clearly realizes that the only thing better than a galaxy far, far, away is that galaxy being decked in data-rot.
Cosplay: PRINCESS VADER And Her Entourage Of Stormtroopers Roll Deep.
If I ever have a daughter, this is exactly the sort of indoctrination I plan on executing. Yes honey, you want to walk around in a pink Darth Vader helmet. You can be a princess, as long as you’re willing to choke a motherfucker should they step out of line.
New ‘STAR WARS’ Game Is Called ‘STAR WARS: 1313’, We All Yawn.
Remember when I told you how like every iteration of Star Wars 1313 was registered as a domain name? Well, now we know what all of those registrations shall be be for. New Star Wars game! Wee! ‘Cause the last whatever how many since KOTOR haven’t been mediocre enough for us.
DARTH VADER Robs Bank, Peels Out On BMX Bike. Sith Are Whacky.
Listen. The inflation hitting Imperial credits affects all of us. Even the Dark Lord of the Sith himself. It’s gotten so bad that the man had to rob a bank before fleeing on his BMX.
STAR WARS is 35 Years Old. Today.
May 25, 1977. I suspect few of us were even born yet. Even if, like me, your first exposure was the Special Editions in ’97, or an overused VHS copy from the ’80s, it was likely a definitive and defining element of most of our childhoods.
