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‘STAR WARS’ characters added to THRIFT STORE ART = Win.
Dope shit. Not much to say. David Vancook buys artwork from thrift stores and injects some froggy fresh Star Wars characters into the paintings. For Dorks of the Force such as myself, the results are wonderful
Hit the jump to check out his efforts.
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‘EPISODE VII’ takes place 30 YEARS after ‘JEDI.’ Sort of figured?
In what is “news” (that I am covering and thereby PERPETUATING LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP), Disney has announced that Episode VII is going to take place 30 years after the events of Jedi. Well! They certainly couldn’t say it was six years after. I mean, after all — the original actors look like they’re either fucking models for adult diapers or warning labels against doing drugs as a youth. Chewed-up meat lookin’ motherfuckers.
‘EPISODE VII’ News: Lupita Nyong’o up for a role!
I’ll cop to it. I haven’t seen 12 Years A Slave yet. So I don’t know first-hand how good of an actress Lupita Nyong’o happens to be. However, I do know what she won a fucking Oscar, and multiple friends are enamored with her. So I’m more than happy to justify my excitement at her joining the cast of Episode VII (potentially) with those two reasons.
IRONY: George Lucas tells filmmakers, “DON’T GET ENAMORED WITH TECHNOLOGY.”
Ah. As if we needed more proof that George Lucas has absolutely no self-awareness. The former Czar of Star Wars was speaking at USC School of Cinematic Arts this week, and he launched into a hilarious assault. On himself. Without realizing it.
‘EPISODE VII’ NEWS: FIVE ACTORS up for BIG JEDI APPRENTICE ROLE
Apparently there’s an enormous as fuck Jedi apprentice role in the new Warring Stars flick. And said role is now down to five actors. As a sweaty loser with a Wampa butt plug, I’m going to sweat Episode VII pretty much regardless. Of anything. But there’s one dude on this list that would absolutely fucking break my dick. We’re talking rocketing out of the crotch of my Wicket cosplay and impaling my cat type level of excitement.
Watch ‘STAR WARS’ characters grooving to ‘HAPPY’ by Pharrell Williams
Oh don’t be so cynical. Shake your little mud-hole to the tunes along with the rest of these Star Wars characters. It’s the Sabbath, allow yourself some fun.
‘EPISODE VII’: CARRIE FISHER in London for 6 months filming ‘STAR WARS’
This new Star Wars flick certainly ain’t the usual J.J. Abrams enterprise. Leak after leak after leak. One can only imagine the sort of sphincter-tightening anger and fear he’s feeling on a weekly basis as new details dribble out of the Episode VII anus. The latest? Oh just what Carrie Fisher will be up to for six months.
‘EPISODE VII’ NEWS: ‘GIRLS’ actor ADAM DRIVER is all THE VADER-LIKE VILLAIN and such
Fucking stupid Star Wars. I’m all walking out of fucking work, dong thickened with glee because the day is over, when I read this news on my iPhone. So here I am — sitting in a shitty cafe table on campus — sharing this news. But I can’t help it! It’s The Force, man.
Cosplay: Darth Maul vogueing or something idfk.
How do you come up with a Darth Maul headline? Darth Maul…temporarily wipes out all of your Prequel Horror Memories? Too long even by my standards. That’s what I wanted to role with, though. I almost did. Almost. Anyways, the cosplay itself is pretty Gnarls Barkley.
Hit the jump to check it out.
OMEGA-CAST #8: Fear & Loathing in Coruscant
A hot new plate of podcast for you to engulf. Go ahead, throw it down that dirty gullet of yours. Oh, you want to know what that bubbling black ooze is? Or the gnarled tree branch looking things? Fine! Fine. If you must know what’s on this episode: more Star Wars talk (ugh, I know!), Caff complaining about a lot of things and articulating them poorly, Rendar’s lost son, the Ninja Turtles, the exhaustion of comic book culture, Riff’s first guitar solo played on whale bones, eating tortilla chips in the microphone, and more.
Hit the jump for the terror, or check us out on iTunes.
