#August2014
More ‘Episode VII’ Leakage: Peep Han Solo’s costumes in the flick
When it leaks, it pours! Or so I say when I pass out under the computer chair with a bladder full of Diet Dew. After awhile, wiping up your own fluids off the linoleum becomes uncomfortable easy. But uh! Anyways. Episode VII‘s EPICENTER got itself some mega-leakage today, too. Hot off the Glazed Nips of seeing some Stormtrooper helmet designs comes a look at Han Solo’s garb.
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‘Episode VII’ News: These are maybe the new Stormtrooper helmets
Yeehaw! Here’s the latest batch of Episode VII non-news! Some internet website Indie Revolver is claiming that they’ve acquired looks at the new iterations of the classic Stormtrooper helmet. Maybe they’re right! Maybe they’re wrong. In either case, they’re after the jump.
Disney Czar all like: ‘Star Wars’ theme park deets coming in 2015
Are you like me? (God, for your sake, I hope not.) Are you not like me, but dying for Disney to reveal some sort of fucking Star Wars theme park? Well, it appears that we will be getting details about the Mouse’s Intentions regarding The Force’s presence in their theme parks. The only boner-depleting news is that these details ain’t coming until next year.
Monday Morning Commute: Come Get Your Love!
Morning! Morning. Commute! Commute. Mondaye! Mondaye. The column where we share the various endeavors we’re looking forward to (or dreading if you need some catharsis) in a given week. Generally these endeavors are of the arts and farts variety, but if you’re looking forward to picking+eating your toenails frankly I’m with you sharing that too. Me? This week? Guardians of the Galaxy, Boston ComicCon, and more!
Let’s dance the dance eternal.
‘Episode VIII’ News: Rian Johnson sort of spits about the next flick
Yeah! Fucking straight to the throat! I’m not just falling into self-parody with my Star Wars coverage, I’m falling into self-parody with a fucking Jar Jar Binks fleshlight stuck to my schlong. Rian Johnson recently opened up/didn’t really open up at all about his progress with Episode VIII, and I’m eating it up like the shameless glutton I am.
‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard
Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.
‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?
Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Extended Trailer: A New Hope Will Emerge
Oh god. OH GOD. Oh god! This trailer for Star Wars Rebels is the fucking berries, man.
‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!
J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.
‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!
Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.
