#May2015
‘The Force Awakens’ gets ‘Vanity Fair’ cover.
With Age of Ultron now passed us, it’s straight-up onto Caff-Pow’s Overbearing Force Awakens coverage here at OL.
‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ News: Steve Yedlin is the cinematographer, has created fire with Rian Johnson before
Fuck yes. Rian Johnson has been making gorgeous af movies with cinematographer Steve Yedlin for a hit minute now (could that sentence have sucked any harder? whatever). So I’m glad to see Johnson has been able to bring Yedlin into the Star Wars stable as the director dives into the upcoming episode he is helming.
‘Star Wars’ News: Josh Trank leaves spin-off film, was probably fired
When news dropped last night that Josh Trank was leaving his Star Wars standalone flick, Rendar predicted to me he was fired. Well, I’m glad I waited to post about it. So he can like, look way correct.
‘Star Wars’ Non-News: ‘Rebels’ could cross over into live-action movies
Wait. Wait. Wait!!! You’re saying one hot Star Wars property could cross over into another one? In a time where persistent, connected Universes make every Pop Culture Film-Media Czar’s genitals drip? You don’t say!
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Casting News: Riz Ahmed, Sam Claflin in talks
Riz Ahmed is a glorious, tragic motherfucker in Nightcrawler. Sam Claflin is a babe in The Hungee Games: Mockingfire Set Aflame. Now the two of them are in talks to join the Star Wars universe.
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Teaser! Plus! Plot Details. Death Star Plans GET
Here’s a preview for Star Wars: Rogue One. I’m very stoked that it is about stealing the plans for the first Death Star.
Weekend Open Bar: Lend Me A Robotic Hand!
It’s the fucking Weekend, yo! At least for me. I bailed on my job a smidgen early. Samantha (the bae) is getting home from a week on business in Lisbon, Portugal. So I was all like, “Yeah fuck helping the youth for the rest of the day. I’m going to get home, throw the crumbs off the bedsheets, and wash my ass.” And here I am! Unwashed, and drawing the Bar doors Open. If you’re new to this game, this little morsel of Omega is simple.