#October2015
‘The Force Awakens’ Official Poster; Trailer and Tickets tomorrow
I’m losing my cool, man. Come in and lose your cool with me, if you’re so inclined.
‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ News: Gugu Mbatha-Raw is officially cast
Gugu Mbatha-Raw is joining Episode VIII. It was rumored, and now Collider has confirmed it.
‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ News: Gugu Mbatha-Raw considered for female lead
I am not familiar with Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s work. Though I’ve seen her in Jupiter Ascending, apparently. All I remember of that flick is Channing Tatum using Space Rollerblades and kicking his feet across shitty superimposed skylines. But hey. Gugu Mbatha-Raw. She’s in the mix for a significant Episode VIII role.
‘Star Wars’ Theatrical Cuts going to be re-released on Blu-Ray, according to John Landis
Ah. It’s that time again. That time where that shitty rumor comes out, getting me all excited. Cheeks flushed. Scrotum tightened. Heart palpitating. Despite said rumor hitting often, and delivering never. You know of what I speak. The whole “the Star Wars trilogy’s theatrical cuts are going to be re-released!” bullshit. And here’s the rumor. Again. This time being substantiated because it comes from John Landis? I guess?
Rumor: ‘The Force Awakens’ getting post-credits scene ala Marvel, teasing ‘Rogue One’
Well. I suppose it makes sense. Star Wars isn’t just returning. No ma’am. No sir. It’s becoming its own cinematic universe. And with a cinematic universe comes continuous movies. And with continuous movies comes teasers. Stingers. Post-credits sequences to keep us nerds’ seminal fluids sloshing about.
Art: ‘The Force Awakens’ gets VHS Box Art courtesy of Paul Shipper
Shout out to our own Johnny Hotsauce for bringing this sexiness to my attention. A little of the new school Forcefulness mixed-up with the glorious nostalgia for Them VHS Days. Days which I imagine are becoming less and less known to many. More art after the jump!
Marvel releasing ‘Star Wars: C-3PO’ one-shot this December, will explain his new red arm
Uhhh. Are we seriously getting a fucking C-3PO one shot in December? That’ll explain where he gets his new red arm? This is totally not a marketing ploy. And before you tell me I’ll read it because I’m a fucking sucker for anything Star Wars, let me interrupt you. I ain’t read half of them new Marvel Warring Stars comics, and I won’t need to read this one to know the reason for 3PO’s red arm. I got the Internet.
Confirmed: Benicio del Toro is ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ villain, shooting begins in March
Looks like we’ve got our Episode VIII villain, in the form of rumored-and-now-confirmed actor Benicio del Toro. Stoked.
