#August2016
‘Kenobi: A Star Wars Story’ Fan-Trailer: The Desert Is Ruthless
This fan-trailer is fucking unfair, man. It’s just long enough to get us really excited, while underscoring the fact that there has been no Kenobi movie confirmed. It’s just long enough to really establish a theme and an aesthetic, that if the movie ever does arrive we may unfairly compare it to. But I fucking love it.
‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ International Trailer: Now With Key Plot Point Included!
Rogue One‘s International trailer confirms a key plot point that’s been been bandied about in other forms already. Specifically, it pertains to the character that Mads Mikkelsen shall be playing. If you watch it, don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Watch: George Lucas and ‘Star Wars’ characters in Japanese Panasonic TV commercials from 1987
Happy Monday! Oh, Happy Monday indeed. Here is George Lucas and his cadre of Star Wars characters starring in six television commercials for Panasonic TVs from Japan in 1987.
Watch: Kylo Ren reacts to the ‘Rogue One’ trailer
I like Kylo Ren. I think his petulance, and his whiny nature fits in completely with his character. That said, I also really enjoy the memes he has spawned since his debut. Here is the best of both worlds!
‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Trailer: The World Is Coming Undone
Fuck. Can’t even pretend to play it cool. Just fuck.
Han Solo ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie looking to cast young Lando Calrissian
I mean, obviously, right? We weren’t expecting some absurd Han Solo fanservice flick to arrive without some young Lando Calrissian in it, were we? If we were?! Que ridiculo, in hindsight!
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 3 is premiering on September 24
Star Wars Rebels. One of the many shows I would watch, if I didn’t whittle away evenings wasting time staring at butts on tumblr, or walking my dog, or harassing my wife ad nauseam. For those of you who watch Star Wars Rebels and are not a Trash Lord like me, I have some good news. The third season’s premiere has been officially dated.
