#April2017
Princess Leia will appear in ‘Episode IX’ using already shot footage
Princess Leia shall be appearing in Episode IX, courtesy of already shot footage. The news comes from her family, who has confirmed approval for the appearance.
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Rumor: Obi-Wan Kenobi movie being announced at Star Wars Celebration
The hot rumor on the Star Wars info-web? There’s an Obi-Wan Kenobi movie announcement coming at Star Wars Celebration. Please, please, please be true. As much as I want the Star Wars mythos to spread out into unmilled terrain, I’m also a mark for Old Ben.
‘Star Wars Battlefront 2’ officially announced
In the “no shit” department, Star Wars Battlefront 2 has been revealed to exist. More details at next month’s Star Wars Celebration.
Watch: ‘Rogue One’ Gets Retro VHS Commercial
Rogue One was, by and large to me, a mediocre turd (oh, turds come in *all* sorts of qualities, obviously) masquerading as a worthy installment in the Star Wars franchise. However, this fan-made VHS commercial for it is fantastic.
Frank Oz Refuses To Confirm *Or* Deny Yoda Is in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’
This is where we’re at, folks. This is where we’re at. Glomming onto Frank Oz refusing to confirm or deny that Yoda is in The Last Jedi. But! What would you have of us? The Powers That Be refuse to give us any morsel of news! So, we do what we must.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Footage Description From Disney Investors’ Conference
I feel like, as a holder of Disney stock, I clearly should have been invited to the Disney Investors’ Conference. Not only am I empirically the biggest Star Wars fan (that lives in my house), but I’m an investor and a sage. But hey, fuck it. I can read the footage description all the same. The same like you commoners, you plebs.
‘Han Solo’ Movie Adds ‘The Wire’ Star Michael K. Williams
A couple of months ago I lazily, but somewhat earnestly threw out the prediction that the Han Solo movie would be the best post-Return of the Jedi movie in the Star Wars universe when it dropped. I’m beginning to think my lazy ass’d, haphazard prediction may be correct.
Maybe: ‘Star Wars’ Original Cuts To Be Re-Released This Year For 40th Anniversary
Okay! Okay! Okay. I know, I know we’ve posted a lot of these rumors before. But! But! But. This time it’s one of the more reputable, accurate Star Wars sites reporting it.
‘Han Solo’ Movie Announces Filming Has Begun With Official Cast Photo
What the fuck. Is this week the week of a thousand cast photos? Anyways. Han Solo movie is filming. I can’t fucking wait.
The “Jedi” In ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Is Plural According To International Translations
Multiple sites are jerking off to multiple reports that official Star Wars: The Last Jedi translations have the “Jedi” translating into plural. Take it for what it’s worth (I don’t know what it’s worth).
