#June2017

‘Star Wars Battlefront II’ Gameplay Trailer: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Dogfighting In Space

Man. I didn’t really expect much from the Star Wars Battlefront II gameplay trailer. But, I was completely wrong. This trailer is the berries.

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Next ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie to be decided by June, please anything but Boba Fett

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I am particularly agreeable when it comes to this new, Disney-owned Star Wars universe. So while I would love, with boner and smile alike, a Star Wars movie set outside established canon, I’m sort of accepting that won’t be coming any time soon. So, given my agreeability, can we please just be given anything but a fucking Boba Fett movie? Please?

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ gets four ‘Vanity Fair’ covers to keep us sweating

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Yeah, I know you’ve already seen these already. But! I was busy at work! So lay off! But! I want to save them for posterity. So lay off!

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Watch: ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ trailer gets that 16-Bit treatment

…cause everything must get a 16-bit remix, right?

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ hitting theaters May 24, 2019

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We now have an official release date for the final movie in the *latest* Skywalker trilogy. May 24, 2019.

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Rumor: ‘Mr. Robot’ creator may write the Obi-Wan Kenobi ‘Star Wars’ anthology film

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Oh man. Oh man, oh man! Don’t know what to make of this, if it is even true. The first season of Mr. Robot was some of my favorite television in the past five or so years. That said, I found the second season of Mr. Robot to be an unbearable train wreck. So, I guess I’ll split the difference and be cautiously optimistic.

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Kylo Ren’s scar moved in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ because Rian Johnson thought it was goofy

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Rian Johnson took a good, long look at Kylo Ren’s scar in The Force Awakens and was like, “nah” to its placement. Which explains why it looked different in the trailer for The Last Jedi. And cooler, too. I’m down with it. Calm down, nerds!

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‘Star Wars: Battlefront II’ Teaser Trailer: Now With 100% More Single Player Campaign

EA has *officially* revealed Star Wars: Battlefront II, after a trunicated preview for the title dropped earlier this week. Me? This guy? Rot-brained, stink-ball’d Caff? I just might play this, given that it has a single player campaign. You?

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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 4 Trailer: Check Out The Preview Of Its Final Season

Star Wars Rebels is ending with its fourth season, it’s been revealed at Celebration this weekend. With that in mind, check out this glimpse of the beloved show’s final installment.

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Light, Dark, Balance

Trailer for The Last Jedi. What more to say, man. I’m a fucking Star Wars herb, with the Force directly written into my DNA. It’s everything I want in a teaser trailer, save for the fact that it’s just a trailer and not the goddamn movie.

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