Hey friends! Don’t forget! Once you’ve seen The Force Awakens and momentarily (I hope) basked in the glory that is a resurrected and beautiful WarStar franchise, remember that more movies are coming! Yes ma’am! Yes sir! Disney is going to take that momentary euphoria and proceed to wring all novelty out of it with an endless cascade of annual installments!

One of those aforementioned installments will center on a Young Han Solo, and my word is Disney being extensive in its casting of the actor to fill the role.

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Star Wars: Rogue One cast member Donnie Yen has fucked up. Dude Sir posted a picture from his Insta-Space with a glorious, Force-heavy quote. The picture accompanying his quote? Some Stormtrooper helmets. Pic since deleted, but it’s the Internet. And so they shall live Eternal.

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