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Monday Morning Commute: SHALL WE BEGIN?
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute – the weekly tribal meeting where those upon the SpaceShip Omega share what they’re interested in during the next seven or so days. The exercise is designed to pollinate each other’s lives with both shared and new arts and farts, in an effort to mitigate the tediousness that Existence can become.
Time is short, let’s tug on one another.
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‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ FINAL TRAILER: Pure Ocular fingering, with a dash of CUMBERBONER.
My shaft is seriously chaffing after the vigorous trailer-inspired thrashing I have been giving it today. The final trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness is a glorious batch of pomp-and-circumstance, wrapped around the dulcet tones of Benedict Cumberbatch. I cannot wait for this jam.
‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ International Trailer: Sherlock and Millennium Falcons
Whatever that little ship Kirk and company are flying in this trailer, I’ll be goddamned if it doesn’t look like the Falcon. Rest easy now Abrams, you’ve gotten the franchise you wanted. No, seriously though. This trailer is amazing. There are like a million explosions. Space flight. Space suits. And by the end, my tits are painfully swole.
BRIAN K. VAUGHAN and MARCOS MARTIN tease their new project. Yes x Everything.
Pop quiz! How do you give me a boner? Oh, okay. Yes, yes, yes. Aside from showing me pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Trek Into Darkness while whispering, “All of this will be yours in a Star Wars format.” You do it by showing me a preview of the upcoming Brian K. Vaughan collaboration with Marcos Martin.
New ‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ TEASER TRAILER: Oh my god, feel my nipples.
Oh Jesus Christ, my nipples are hard. Touch them. Feel their rigidity. Actually, don’t. They’re prone to cut you. Just watch this trailer instead.
‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ Super Bowl Trailer: Erf is totally ruined, and that is awesome.
Hey. This trailer was posted last night during Ray Lewis’ Sermon or whatever. It’s pretty neat. Let’s talk about it.
New ‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ images prove even jails are sexy in space.
I want to live in J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek universe. Motherfucking everything is gorgeous! Even the jail that holds Benjamin Slumberdick or whatever is fucking pristine. It has got that Apple Store sheen. Fuck yeah, sign me up. Especially if you can get me a stall next to Alice Eve. Oh baby! Hit the jump for the images, as well as some words from Slumberdick and Eve about the pressures of being in the flick.
J.J. Abrams turned down ‘EPISODE VII’, Trekkies cackle.
The wonderful thing about being bipolar is that I can take on seemingly different stances, mere days apart! A hop and skip after bemoaning Abrams’ tendency for being self-satisfied in relation to the plot for Star Trek Down The Mountain, I can now tell you that I’m pretty bummed that Abrams’ turned down the chance to direct Episode VII. Why, you ask? ‘Cause I do love the dude’s visual splendor, and I have a sneaking suspicion that whoever is foisted upon the director’s throne won’t match Abrams’ ability. Despite, you know, his proclivity for lens flares, back patting, and time travel.
‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ IMAGES like woah. Plus! Cliche plot update!
More Star Trek Into Darkness images than you could fit in Santa’s sleigh. Also, it’s got a teeny plot description and Oh My Goodness it is generic action movie flair.
