#November2012
First official ‘STAR TREK DESCENT INTO DARKNESS’ hints at villain.
Aiiight. I’m tired of attempting to guess the villain in Star Trek Descent Into Darkness. I spent a good amount of time in my alchemy lab, attempting to brew concoctions consisting of Diet Mountain Dew, powdered energy drink, and arm pit sweat that would allow me to slough the flesh and infiltrate the Abrams compound. These mad ales nearly worked, but every time I got close I would run into a wall around the palace generated by Abrams and Lindelof’s Smugness. A thick, impenetrable wall of self-satisfaction and emo kid glasses. Thus, I relented. You and me must sate our curiosity on morsels like this, the first official plot synopsis for the flick.
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‘STAR TREK 2’ has an official title. Oh golly!
Do you know what is for fucking squares these days? Numerical designations for sequels. Naw man. Need clever titles. Star Trek 2 is riding that wave, and I imagine everyone involved is very pleased with the title they’ve come up with. Them being Abrams, Lindelof, and all those goons whose self-adulation is so thick you can almost use it to ride cosmic waves.
Rumor: ‘STAR TREK 2’ Villain Played By Benedict Cumberbatch…Confirmed?
Either you want to know who Benedict Cumberbatch is playing in Star Trek 2 right now, or you don’t. Should you be desirous, gon’ head and click the link.
J.J. Abrams Builds WALL To Prevent ‘STAR TREK 2’ LEAKS. Amazeballs.
J.J. Abrams says “Fuck you!” to you and “fuck you!” to information and pictures being sniped by enterprising assholes around the filming of Star Trek 2. In order to combat the outflow of information the Lord of Lens Flare has constructed a giant wall. This is tits and cream right here.
FIRST LOOK: Benedict Cumberbatch As ‘Star Trek 2’ Villain. PLUS! IMAX.
Reposting after the great Malware Occurrence of February 2k+12 is a few pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch as the villain in Star Trek 2, plus confirmation that some scenes will be in IMAX glory.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Sherlock’ Star Benedict Cumberbatch Cast As Villain In ‘Star Trek 2’
Perhaps fittingly, I was just expressing interest in catching the modern day take on Sherlock Holmes starring Benedict Cumberbatch. Now even if I don’t come correct and get on that, I’ll be able to see him in a vehicle I am most definitely sweating: Star Trek 2.
Robocop Joins The Cast Of ‘Star Trek 2’. Fantastic.
Peter Weller, also known as goddamn Robocop, is joining the cast of Star Trek 2. Rejoice. Throw your robo-hands in the arm. Get the fives highing, and celebrate the idea that Detroit’s baddest (it was Detroit, right?) will be rocking out galactic style.
Rumor: Benicio Del Toro To Play Khan in ‘Star Trek 2′?
Del Toro was rumored to be in Star Trek 2, and now we’re talkin’ his fucking role. Khan? Slashfilm has reported it, and then updated the report with an Abrams rebuttal. Do you buy it? How do you feel about it?
‘Star Trek 2’ Dropping In May of 2013. In 3D. Vulcan Grip My Loins!
I’ve been feigning for the Star Trek Lens Flare Extravaganza to get a sequel for a while now, and while I continue to wait I at least know when it shall end. In May of 2013. With Michael Giacchino scoring it. Hell yeah!
‘Star Trek’ To Begin Filming January 2012, Won’t Open Until Summer 2013. At Least.
Let it never be said that us fans of the Star Trek reboot aren’t being patient in our anticipation of its sequel. Motherfucker is dragging on! It isn’t going to begin filming until next January, and even then we won’t see it until the summer of 2013. At th earliest.
