The Shocker’s costume is shocking! Ah, wakka-wakka-wakka. No, seriously though — I have no idea what the fuck this dude is supposed to look like, so I can’t really comment.

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This shot, or some riff on this shot, has been done across movies, comic book covers, and comic book variant covers so many times. That said, I’m excited by this new iteration, as my hype for this flick grows.

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I can’t even keep track of the amount of big-name casting announcements for Spider-Man: Homecoming. So, I’m just going to pick up the ball here, with the casting of Bokeem Woodbine. Who fucking rules.

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Donald Glover for Spider-Man! Oh, he’s already cast? Donald Glover for (a role in) Spider-Man!

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Holy shit. The Lord and Miller animated Spider-Man movie is going to star my Spider-Man, Miles Morales. Just when I thought I couldn’t get any more hype for a Lord and Miller project! Here we are.

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So, I’m not going to watch this TV spot. Despite the fact that it is all over my goddamn newsfeed and pretty much already know its contents. But you may, if you wish!

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Consummate fuccboi and proponent for extensive government regulations Tony Stark will be in Spider-Man: Homecoming. I think we have all sort of expected this, but now it is confirmed.

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I thought this was already confirmed, back when Marvel Studios and Sony announced they had brokered a deal? But hey. If it wasn’t confirmed, or if you missed it, here is the news, now double-confirmed.

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