Who, who gives a fuck about Sony’s Marvel Spider-Man universe? Not this guy. Well, maybe the Venom movie will be decent. But, a Sable and Black Cat movie? Ehhh. None the less, the movie is coming, and it’s got(maybe) an official title and a director.

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Here’s a couple new Spider-Man: Homecoming trailers, focusing on the surprising (or not?) presence of the Chitauri technology, and also some serious Stark tech.

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New Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! Wherein Tony Stark gives Peter all sorts of dope technology, and then takes it away from Peter like an extremely confusing mentor.

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New Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. I…I keep forgetting this movie exists. Dig the poster, though.

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We all sort of knew Spider-Man was going to be in Infinity War. Why would Marvel go through all the hoops of reclaiming him, for him not to be? But here’s confirmation. Same goes for Gamora. Same goes for pretty much any MCU hero, right? I imagine they’re all in the movie.

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Make mine Miles Morales! I mean, holy fuck. A Phil Lord and Chris Miller-produced Spider-Man was dope enough. But now it’s starring Morales? Yes please.

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This…this trailer really doesn’t do anything for me. It’s tonally all over the place, and it relies way, way too hard on Tony Stark (is this a Spider-Man movie, or a Tony Stark side project?). Just. Yeah. Not feeling the trailer at all. I hope I’m wrong. Seriously though, and just doubling back: go away, Tony Stark. Jesus Christ, we get it, Marvel Studios and Sony are playing nice together. But. Either you’ve cut a trailer that leans too hard on Stark, or you’ve cut a movie that leans too hard on Stark.

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Here’s a teaser for the upcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! Yes, yes, yes, we see a Tony Stark-powered upgrade to the Spidey-Suit: web wings! Fantastic, or something? I’m going to level with you, I think this teaser is sort of ass (not feeling the shift in perspectives, or the GoPro aspects), but I’m stoked for this movie.

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Everyone’s talking about it on the Internet, so why shouldn’t I? Huh? I ain’t got not principals. Oh, talking about what? Glad you asked! New Spider-Man: Homecoming footage was screened at Comic Con Experience 2016 in São Paulo, Brazil. And said footage featured Spidey getting yet another upgrade from Tony “Totally Not A Creepy Horatio Alger Character” Stark.

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Man. Straight-up cinematic integration these days. Tom Holland is teasing that Spider-Man: Homecoming heads to Avengers HQ. Presumably, I assume-ably, to talk with Horatio Stark.

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