#May2016
SpaceX sending unmanned spacecraft to Mars as early as 2018
SpaceX is getting its ass to Mars. Or at least the ass of one of its unmanned spacecrafts.
SpaceX has successfully landed their Falcon 9 Rocket on a floating Drone Ship
Hey! Maybe our space-exploration possibilities aren’t completely hopeless. I mean, sure, it’s just going to be our Corporate OverLords leaving this Rock, to colonize space after they’re done strip mining this place. But it’ll feel good knowing some of us are out there…right?
Watch: SpaceX landing its Falcon 9 rocket after delivering payload in space
OFF OF EARTH, OFF OF EARTH, OFF OF EARTH! Fuck, if the governments of the world can’t do it, maybe our CorporateOverlords can get some of us off this Blue Rock. And one of those CorporateOverlords’ companies, SpaceX, took a huge goddamn step.
Google contributing $1 F**KING BILLION to SpaceX
Google wants to bring SpaceX’s SATELLITE LAUNCHY-LAUNCH SPACE INTERNET TO LIFE. How do we know? Well, they just donated a fucking billion dollars to the endeavor.
Elon Musk is like “yep” to reports of a fleet of SpaceX satellites for cheap internet
Elon ‘STARK AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME‘ Musk has confirmed what had been a sneaking suspicion by many. The motherfucker is getting into the micro-satellite, cheap internet game. Launch them satellites! Give them internets! Then watch in horror as the A.I. uprising that Musk himself warned about co-opts those satellites for info-processing and laser-guidance.
SPACE GET! – SpaceX and Boeing are now NASA’s space taxis to the ISS
Fuck to the yes! NASA has announced that human spaceflight is once again going to be rocking and rolling out of the United States. To the skies! To the rocks! To the stars! Once more. With some help from some friends. And the non-mysterious benefactors that will be aiding them courtesy of fuckin’ lucrative contracts are SpaceX and Boeing.
Elon Musk’s SpaceX raising another $200 mill. GET US TO MARS.
I don’t give a shit what sort of extraneous game Elon Musk talks, if the fucker can get us to Mars. The Hyperbolic One’s company SpaceX is trying to do just that (and a variety of other radical, space-related things), and it’s raising funds to do so. The latest wave of cash is coming in, to the tune of $200 million.
SpaceX reveals their “DRAGON V2” spacecraft. Astronaut Ferry A-Go-Go!
Elon Musk has revealed SpaceX’s first manned spacecraft, the Dragon V2. The motherfucker is designed to carry up to seven astronauts to the International Space Station, and hopes to be doing so by 2017.
SpaceX founder has plans to send 80,000 Earthlings to MARS.
Fuck yeah. Space X’s founder Elon Musk has revealed plans to send a fair amount of Earthlings to the Red Planet. Bradbury be proud. For a cool $500,000 you can be one of these first colonials, granting yourself the right to stomp around and blight Mars with the footprint of man. It isn’t an attainable amount for a fledgling academic/aspiring educator like myself, but no one wants a bipolar mess to be one of the first people to traverse the stars anyways. Send up our celebrities and capable minds, let the Martians know we are sexy and intelligent. Then unleash me upon them. I will reek of bad decisions and caffeine. I will eat their sand, bask in their solar rays!
