#August2019
Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeously gassy star!
Oh hell yeah! More gorgeous imagery courtesy of Hubble, one of the hardest working motherfuckers in the game. I mean, it’s a telescope. But still.
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Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Listen, just let me be excited!
Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Oh fuck yeah! Listen. I know there is a rush to point out that this shit is probably not aliens. That said, let me pretend it is? For a little?
Milky Way Galaxy’s supermassive black hole got 75 times brighter for two-hours and we got no goddamn clue why
Recently, our Milky Way Galaxy’s supermassive black hole shone brighter than a motherfucker for two-hours. And, the reason for it? We got no idea. Which is half of the awesomeness.
Japan is offering $1 billion research grant for human augmentation and cyborg technology. The middle finger to mortality, comrades!
Japan is offering some serious cheese for human augmentation and cyborg research. Pretty awesome, no? Also, pretty bold of them that there’s a future for the planet that’s worth existing on, no?
Astronomers have discovered new kind of pulsating star that changes brightness every five minutes. What is it trying to say?!
Astronomers have a “new kind” of “pulsating star” that “changes brightness” every five minutes. Yo, you can’t fool me! Something is communicating to us from the Beyond! I’m just fucking around, but this is dope.
Astronomers have found that the Milky Way Galaxy is “warped and twisted” just like its inhabitants
Surprisingly, at least to me, is this shit! The Milky Way Galaxy ain’t flat like a pancake. Instead, our galaxy’s stellar disk is an s-shape. Pretty fucking wild.
Ancient meteor strike on Mars may have caused planet-sized tsunami and prove there once was an ocean in Northern hemisphere
Got a lot going on in that messy fucking headline, no? Let’s break it down. A gigantic crater on Mars has some scientists convinced there was an ocean in Mars’ northern hemisphere. Additionally, the impact that caused the crater may have caused a planet-sized tsunami.
NASA approves plan to 3D Print spaceship parts in orbit. In orbit! The future is getting wild, my dudes!
NASA has approved a plan to print motherfucking spaceship parts in orbit. This news comes on the heels of last week’s revelation that Russia intends to 3D print moon bases. On the Moon. Shit is getting interesting, friends.
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet yet. But hey, finding a planet is dope regardless, right?
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet. It’s small as fuck! But, that ain’t the real bummer. What is? It’s outside of a hospitable zone. Still though, TESS. Good job, great effort.
NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.
