#October2019
Astronomers discover 20 new moons around Saturn. Jupiter ain’t got shit on Saturn now!
Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!
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Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. Beware the Elder Ones lurking beyond!
Fucking wild, dudes. Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. But, we must be careful! Whatever Elder Ones lurk there certainly are not friendly, and beyond comprehension.
Watch: Astronomers capture black hole shredding a star. Space is so fucking metal!
My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.
Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught gorgeous photo of Jupiter solar eclipse
Hell yeah! You want some photos of a solar eclipse on Jupiter? Well, motherfucker, you’re in the right place. NASA’s Juno spacecraft snapped these photos during a fly-by, and we’re all the richer for it.
Space Swoon: Astronomers have taken a photo of mysterious interstellar object!
Fucking hell yeah! Astronomers have snapped a photo of that mysterious-as-fuck interstellar comet. And? It ain’t much, but it’s pretty rad. Especially when you put in perspective.
Astronomers have found the most massive neutron star ever. It’s dense as fuuuccckkk!
Astronomers have found the most massive neutron star ever. The motherfucker packs in double the mass of the Sun in a sphere that’s only fifteen miles across. Space is fucking wild.
Astronomers find water and maybe even rain on potentially habitable Super-Earth. Let’s fucking gooooooo!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! Astronomers have found a goddamn Super-Earth with water! In fact, the motherfucker may have rain. I’m ready. Packing my goddamn bags.
Newly found exoplanet slingshots itself around its solar system. The cosmos fucking rules, dudes
Hohum! Another exoplanet found, another head-scratching discovery. The discovery? Exoplanet HR 5183 b slingshots itself around its goddamn solar system. Like a boss.
Watch: Check out this timelapse of the Milky Way with the sky held motionless and the Earth rotating
Here’s some existential glory for your Saturday. It’s a timelapse by Aryeh Nirenbergof the Milky Way with the sky held motionless and the Earth rotating.. Soothing, comforting, daunting. I love it.
