#December2019
Astronomers have spotted one of the most distant galaxies ever. Meet MAMBO-9!
MAMBO-9! It’s on of the most distant galaxies ever spotted! And, it’s also a deeply blown opportunity to name a galaxy after Lou Bega. Win some, lose some, I guess.
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Asteroid Bennu is exploding rocks out into space and astronomers don’t know why. The Cosmos continues to confound!
Asteroid Bennu more active than a motherfucker. Astronomers have spotted the asteroid exploding rockers out into space, and they’re stumped. Goddamn, the Cosmos is so damn interesting.
Astronomers have spotted first Galaxy with three supermassive black holes. Write your own jokes, kthnx!
For decades, Astronomy Wizards thought galaxy NGC 6240 contained two supermassive black holes. But, motherfuckers were off by one! That’s right, NGC 6240 got 33% more black holes than previously thought. Awesome.
Confirmed: Jupiter’s moon Europa has water geysers. Fucking WATER GEYSERS, friends!
Oh, hell yeah. Jupiter’s moon Europa? That motherfucker? It’s got actual water geysers. Confirmed. It had been suspected, but now we know. And, fuck, let’s get out there ASAP.
India’s space agency wants to fucking explore Venus. I say, give me a hell yes!
India’s space agency got its sights set on one hot fucking goal. Exploring Venus! Get it? Cause place is like, Hellish. Anyways, this fucking rules.
Voyager 2 has sent back its first scientific date from interstellar space. Interstellar space data, people!
Man, what a dichotomy we are as humans. On one hand, we’re warring over fuels, Imaginary People in the Sky, and greed. Real monkey shit. At the same time? We’re getting data back from beyond the solar system, courtesy of Voyager 2! Interstellar space data!
Space Swoon: A gorgeous glimpse at four galaxy mega-clusters colliding!
Fuck yeah! The Chandra X-ray Observatory snagged this righteous picture! It’s a capture of four galaxy mega-clusters colliding.
NASA has unveiled the future spacesuits astronauts will wear to the Moon by 2024
NASA has a mandate, folks. They need to get motherfuckers to the Moon by 2024. And perhaps obviously, a lot of shit is going into this. Including, but not limited to, spacesuits for the astronauts’ fleshbags. Spacesuits which the agency has given a look at.
UK’s 2021 Moon Rover is going to have legs instead of wheels. Haunting, but cool. Mostly haunting.
I say, damn! The UK is angling to get its first lunar rover up on the Moon in 2021. And? It’s fucking terrifying. But like, in a cool way. It’s got legs! Legs!
Space Swoon: Behold the Milky Way Galaxy’s center!
Yo! Check out this image, which features the center of the Milky Way Galaxy! And, of course, it’s goddamn gorgeous.
