#October2011

NASA Confirms One Of Its Satellites Was Hacked. Laser Attack INC!

Hacking is some dastardly shit. Though sort of interesting. Last month we heard that US drones were infected with a virus. Today? Today we’re hearing NASA has had one of its satellites hacked.

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Cepheus Flare Is Cosmic Halloween Treat.

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Check out this ghoultacular image of the Cepheus constellation. Nothing says Halloween like some cosmic ghost imagery. Well, perhaps women in clothing that would make their parents blush and teeth-rotting sugar time.

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The Asteroid Lutetia Is Floating Reminder Of Our Solar System’s Birth.

The asteroid  Lutetia is a “primitive body”, which means that the son of a bitch was around at the formation of our solar system.  Lutetia is currently single, and despite her advanced age is still looking for love.

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The White Rock Fingers of Mars Are Clawfully Awesome. [Pun Fail ++]

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Check out the white rock fingers of Mars. Once thought to be dried up lakebed, recent findings have them being something different altogether. The remains of Martian rave sites, dedicated to their Red War God, Urutur. I made that up.

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Pluto Is Once Again Ninth Largest Body To Orbit Sun. You Go!, Pathetic Dwarf Planet!

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Pluto stumbles back onto his feet. Shamed, disparaged, red faced. He stumbles back onto his feet, and once again rightfully claims his place as the ninth largest body in our solar system to orbit the sun.

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One Mineral Could Tell Exactly When Mars Was Covered In Water. Science Get!

At this point we know that Mars has water. Had water. Maybe has water, definitely had water. One mineral we’ve retrieved from the Angry God could held the key to figuring out exactly when the Red One was covered in water.

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Young Suns Looking Flossy In Pretty Space Shot.

 

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Check out these young suns lighting up a sexy cosmic sky. Not too shabby being a young, couple-million-years-old star hanging out in the cosmos. Lookin’ fly, being hot.

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We May Have Found An Earthlike Exoplanet. No Seriously. This Time Frreals.

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It used to be pretty fucking fantastic when we would “find” an “Earthlike” exoplanet. These days they seem to come in droves. Yawn! Ho-hum! Whatevs. However the concept of “Earthlike” is pretty fucking rubbery. However  HD 85512b may totally be “Earthlike” in a somewhat sensical way.

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The Heart Nebula Goes HDR. Pulsating With Cosmic Hotness.

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This is the Heart Nebula, and it throws with the cosmos eternal. Oh yeah, and it’s also sort of/really goddamn sexy like most nebula. All nebula. Yep.

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Saturn’s Rings Manage To Balance Titan and Dione. More Cassini Goodness.

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Check out the rings of Saturn, managing to levitate both Titan and Dione. Well, in my mind. In my mind magical rings have magical powers and levitate the Space-Objects. The reality is a bit less sexy, but sexy nonetheless.

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