#June2012

The War and Peace Nebula Is Gorgeous Interstellar Violence

The War and Peace nebula is laying waste across space a mere 8,000 light-years away.

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NASA Downgrades AG5 Asteroid Threat. Only SLIM Chance It Pounds Earth’s Face.

Good news, folks. That sneaky asteroid that we discovered only a half-year ago is probably totally only not really going to maybe not definitely perhaps strike our face.

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NASA and FAA Partnering For New Commercial Space Flight Standards.

NASA and the FAA are teaming up to give us some new commercial space flight standards. All this means to my brain is that we’re getting some serious commercial space flight going.

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Former NASA Scientist: FTL May Be Achieved Between Years 2300 and 3000. There Goes My Bucket List.

FTL travel is the holy grail of science-fiction dorks. It is what shall let us venture into the depths of space, colonizing planets and ruining shit outside of our own solar system. Unfortunately, we aren’t anywhere near achieving the son of a bitch, if it’s even possible.

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NASA: VOYAGER 1 Has Almost Left Our Solar System. Hell Yeah.

Voyager 1 has been working its way out of our solar system for a long, long, long goddamn time. If calculations by astronomical wizards are correct, it is pretty much there.

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EARTH-LIKE Planets More Common Than Thought, Every Star Has Planets. Woah.

Ain’t this a  hell of a find. New astronomical wizards have come to the conclusion that every star has planets. Take that factoid, and all of a sudden the possibility of Earth-like planets skyrockets. Or is it spacerockets? Yeah, I know. Groan.

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Space: Check Out Thackeray’s Globules, Or The Biggest Dust Bunnies Evar.

Oh, sexy. Check out Thackeray’s Globules. They’re so shiny. And enormous. And something? Not sure where I’m going with this conceit. Anyways, behold interstellar dust clouds, the largest of which are a goddamn light-year wide.

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Milky Way Galaxy COLLIDING With The Andromeda Galaxy…In 4 Billion Years. Can’t Wait.

I’ve read before about the gnarly collision that is destined between our own home galaxy and that sliding son of a bitch Andromeda. Unfit to let our eventual collision be left as a burden on other homo-martian-neptunians, NASA astronomers have decided to let the world know.

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SpaceX Dragon Capsule Returning To Earth Today At 11:44 ET

The SpaceX Dragon Capsule has already given all of his space dorks swollen groins by being the first commercial-thingy to dock with the ISS. Now it is going to return home, collect the roses laid at its feet, and tongue-screw all of our mothers. We are fine with this.

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ISS Astronaut After Seeing The Inside of SpaceX Dragon Capsule: Looks Like A “Sci-Fi Set”

The SpaceX Dragon capsule is all up at the ISS, being awesome. Holding court. One of the astronauts at the ISS has posted impressions of the capsule, and all indications is that it is super-swank mode.

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