#March2015
NASA: Mars was once totally home to a giant friggin’ ocean
NASA loves teasing us with news of how our Red Brother used to be. The Astronomical Gurus have revealed that Ares once had an ocean that may have covered nearly half of its northern hemisphere.
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Alien Star cut through our Solar System some 70,000 years ago
Feeling pretty fucking safe, ain’t you. But you shouldn’t, you fucks. You can be sitting around, and little do you know, alien stars are whizzing through the Oort Cloud.
Mars has bizarre plumes that scientists can’t explain. IT AWAKENS.
Oh, we have done it now. All our fucking around on Mars has awoken It. And it’s beginning to vent its Hate-Force, before rising up out of the Martian sands.
The Mouth of the Beast Nebula is metal as f**k
Well, we officially have the coolest fucking name for a nebula. Ever. Into the Mouth of the Beast! Slide down its gullet! Into the Heart of the Gloom stellar factory.
Astronomers find “Super Saturn” that’s f**king huge
Astronomers have found a fucking SUPER SATURN that is GODDAMN ENORMOUS. Lurking a mere 430 light-years away is a ring system 200 times larger than Saturn’s. Circling an exoplanet that may be 40 times the size of Jupiter. And just like as a reminder…You can fit 1,321 Earths in Jupiter.
Google contributing $1 F**KING BILLION to SpaceX
Google wants to bring SpaceX’s SATELLITE LAUNCHY-LAUNCH SPACE INTERNET TO LIFE. How do we know? Well, they just donated a fucking billion dollars to the endeavor.
Elon Musk wants to build the Internet for space
Elon Musk ain’t just launching satellites into space to cloak the Blue Marble in the Internet. Motherfucker is thinking larger. Like building the goddamn space Internet. For Mars. And probably Europa.
Maybe: Two or more planets lurking in our solar system
CHALKING THIS UP TO SPECULATIVE SCIENCE. BUT SPECULATION IS FUN. AND SO IS SCIENCE. SO LET’S DOOO THISSS.
Classic space image “Pillars of Creation” gets gorgeous new HD photo
NASA has released a new image of the fucking PILLARS OF CREATION. You know the fucking photo. You do. And now you can know it in like, totally tits-berry better quality. Tits-berry.
Space Swoon: Behold the Frosty Slopes of Mars
Check it out, bruh! And bruhdette! It’s the fucking frosted slopes of Mars. Yeah, man. Totally wizard rager time at the ski slopes on the Red Planet! Winter break! Winter break a leg rushing to the local Space-Port, and book your ticket to the dopest ski resort in the solar system. OhwhatthefuckamIsaying? Let NASA explain it better.
