#July2015
Pluto is a geologically active world. And we don’t know why. Amazing.
Pluto just got more interesting! Like, don’t get me wrong. Pluto. You were interesting before. But now with the news that you’re geologically active, and we have no stinking idea why? Now you’re a delicious mystery wrapped in a former-planet.
NASA publishes highest-resolution photo of Pluto ever, after New Horizons Fly-By
The New Horizons probe fly-by of Pluto has yielded the highest-resolution photo of the Former Planet ever. And it’s goddamn stunning.
NASA: We’re going to Europa, hunting for futzin’ alien life
Today was the first day of development for NASA’s mission to get us to Europa. Where we will find life. Giant, multi-tittied omnisexual telepathic beings, who will have no time for us monkeys and our cruelties.
Hubble gives us a look at the densest part of the Milky Way
Space is big! And mostly void! But here Hubble is giving us a glimpse into the densest, most dank point in the Milky Way Galaxy. The Arches Cluster.
Space Swoon! Europa’s Jupiter-Facing Hemisphere is ready for its close-up
I say goddamn! This is a glorious mosaic of Europa’s Jupiter-facing dome piece.
NASA “successfully” tests “physics-defying” EM drive
Thanks to our own The Dude for sharing this! I meant to talk about it earlier, but you know, busy fucking life. Apparently NASA ASTRO-WIZARDS have successfully tested a “physics-defying” EM drive. Which, ideally, means I’ll be fucking sun-tanning on Mars on my one-year wedding anniversary next year. I’m reading this news right, right?
