#January2019
China has grown the FIRST PLANTS on the MOON, yo!
China out here doing dope shit on the moon, folks. Not only were they first to land on the far side of the moon, but now they’re straight-up growing plants there.
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Citizen Astronomers found new planet that NASA algorithms missed. We out here DOING WORK, friends
Citizen astronomers out here doing work! Making moves! Finding planets! What a future, friends. What a future.
Space Swoon: This spiral galaxy is gorgeous, despite its short and stubby arms
Hey! Here’s a look at NGC 3981, which is gorgeous! Despite being short and stubby, cause hey. We’re all beautiful despite our flaws, right?
Jupiter’s moon Europa got five-story spikes of ice. Sounds dope, makes landing on the moon a pain in the ass
Space is fucking metal, my dudes. Jupiter’s moon Europa has got five-story spikes of ice! This sounds fucking dope! However, it makes the prospect of landing on Europa decidedly more difficult.
Astronomers may have found the first “exomoon” which is rad as it fucking sounds
I sort of thought that we had just found exomoons already. However, we hadn’t! At least not until now. That’s right, fuckers. Astronomers may have found the first exomoon.
Space Swoon: Liquid water on Mars found in underground aquifer according to scientists
Oh fuck. Is this it? Have scientists really found liquid water on Mars? Well, they certainly fucking think so.
Space Swoon: Behold Jupiter’s glorious southern hemisphere!
Check out Jupiter’s meaty southern hemisphere! I don’t know, there’s probably a better, more puerile pun, but it’s hot out and I’m tired.
Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeously chaotic clouds captured by Juno
Juno out there, doing work. Capturing gorgeous images of Jupiter. This time, it’s of the planet’s gorgeously chaotic clouds.
Mars has a dust storm so big it is encircling the entire fucking planet!
I say goddamn, does Mars ever have a dust storm. In fact, the motherfucker has grown so big that its encircling the entire Red Planet.
