#April2019
City-sized neutron star is blocking the view of our galaxy’s black hole. Bro, move!
Not cool, city-sized star. While I appreciate an ultra-dense neutron star the size of Manhattan, I’d also like us to be able to check out our own black hole.
The nearest star to us, Proxima Centauri, may have a second exoplanet. Spill your secrets, cosmos!
Proxima Centauri is the nearest star to us. And we’ve known for a while that it had an exoplanet. However, scientists now believe the motherfucker may have a second exoplanet orbiting it. Read the rest of this entry »
Japan’s Hayabusa spacecraft bombed an asteroid to release dust and collect a sample. Space exploration fucking rules!
Japan’s Hayabusa has bombed an asteroid, friends. Just let that marinate. It did so to collect some dust samples, and how fucking metal is that?
Hubble captures image of asteroid spinning itself apart. Space sublimity!
Even in death, the cosmos comes off sublime. For example, here is an image the Hubble captured of an asteroid spinning itself apart.
Earth may partly be made from interstellar rocks from this galaxy. How fucking gnarly is that?
A new scientific paper postulates that Earth may be partly made-up of interstellar rocks like Oumuamua. This is objectively fucking rad.
China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!
China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.
You can now check the daily weather on Mars. Science fucking rules, no?
Thanks to NASA’s Insight Lander, we can now check the daily weather on Mars. While it may seem a bit superfluous, it’s a reminder that we out here doing dope shit in space.
Space Swoon: Chinese satellite captures gorgeous far side image of the Moon and Earth
Take a look at this goddamn glorious far side image of the Moon and Earth, my dudes.
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the Sun, BABYYY!
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the sun, motherfuckers! And, it ain’t done yet. The probe is currently plunging back towards our star for another trip.
Saturn’s rings formed in a violent event less than 100 million years ago, which is sort of gnarly
How long has Saturn had its rings? Not as long as we fucking thought, apparently. AstronomerWizards have concluded they originated from a violent event, somewhere between 10 and 100 million years ago.