#April2012
Sony Cuts Another 10,000 Jobs Amid Multibillion Dollar Losses
Sony isn’t having the best year, and it is responding by lowering its global workforce by 6 percent.
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Sony Santa Monica Helping With ‘The Last Guardian’, Excitement Draining.
The Last Guardian. I’ve sweated the game for a while. Wanted it. Needed it. Then Fumito Ueda left Sony and all of a sudden I began to despair. It wasn’t clear how this would affect the game’s progress. Now there’s news that other branches of Sony are being brought in to work on the game, and my asshole is puckering.
Sony Working On Their Own ‘Kinect’ According To Patent Filing.
An uncovered patent has revealed something that shouldn’t surprise you: Sony is working on their own iteration of Microsoft’s console-pushing Kinect.
Sony Isn’t Planning To Announce PlayStation 4 At E3. My Wallet Sighs In Relief.
Ready for a PlayStation 4? Well hold on, yo! You’re going to have to wait a bit longer for your mega-polygonal-joy-boost gaming experience. Sony has announced at CES that they ain’t going to be showing their new fantasti-machine at this year’s Electronic E-Something Expo.
GameStop Says ‘The Last Guardian’ Is Cancelled, Sony Says No. WHO IS TRUE?!
Fumito Ueda left Sony and everyone was all “OMFG, fuck what about The Last Guardian?!” Sony was all “Don’t worry, don’t worry, fools!” I believed them! I trusted them! Now GameStop is saying the game is cancelled. Jesus Lord what’s going on?
Sony Sued Over Their No-Sue PSN Clause. It’s Like, Meta? No. Prolly Not.
Sony dropped (like it was hot) a no-sue clause in their new PSN terms of service. Trying to protect themselves and the such, since their PSN had a bit of the rocky Spring. Being down and exposed and with its electronic genitals flailing in the wind and shit. Makes sense! However that ain’t flying with everyone, and they’re getting sued. Over their claim they can’t be sued.
Teaser: PS3 Exclusive ‘The Last Of Us’ Debuting At Spike VGAs.
Sony’s teasing a PS3 title ‘The Last of Us’ with some footage of 9/11, warfare, ants, and other awfulness. It’s 45 seconds of confusing, but it’s got us all talking. Hasn’t it?
Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your speculation.
Rumor: Sony Dropping Their Own ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Type Game.
It’s a move that makes too much sense. Sony bundles up a collection of their characters and has them throw down in a Super Smash Bros. manner. Too much sense to actually happen? Not if one Twitter account and the rumor mill has anything to say about it.
Sony To Stop Paying For 3D Classes. Well F**k Them And 3D Then.
Sony’s going to stop paying for 3D glasses. Fuckers. Now we may have to foot the bill. Could they be exceptional assholes but releasing everything in 3D?
Sony Hires Homeland Security Official, Beware PSN Hackers!
The snafu that brought Sony’s PSN to its knees isn’t likely to happen again! No siree! Sony has hired themselves an official from Homeland Security, and if there’s anything that screams raging competence its a US government official. Right? Right!
