#November2011

Video: ‘Skyrim’ Gets A Live-Action Launch Trailer. That’s A Dragon Tail In My Pants. Promise.

This is late, I’m late, the party has already started. I caught this trailer last night during Monday Night Football, and it blew my pants off. Looking it up, it debuted last week. Whoops! I apologize. If you’re a dunderhead like me, you’ll love it. If you’ve already seen it, watch it again.

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Bethesda Almost Made ‘Game of Thrones’ Game, Stopped Because Of Skyrim. Swear Words.

Game of Thrones is a perfect source material for some fucking fantasy RPGing. Right? It practically screams adapt me, be it as a classic RPG or some sort of Bethesda beast of modernity. And it almost happened, but then came fucking Skyrim.

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Skyrim Is Going To Allow Dude-On-Dude Marriage. Elven Arrow Growing!

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is going to do me a solid and allow me to consummate my male elf on male human dude-to-dude boner rubbing dreams. It’s about time too, all the pictures I’ve drawn imagining it are piling up and it’s time to actualize!

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