#May2012
‘SKYRIM’ Gets Mounted Combat. Great, Where’s My F**king Flying Mount?
Skyrim continues to pick up righteous amendments courtesy of Bethesda’s sizzle reel. It’s all great, grand, wonderful. However I will not be sated until I get a flying dragon mount.
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‘SKYRIM’ DLC ‘DAWNGUARD’ Announced; Dropping This Summer
Finally. Skyrim’s first piece of DLC has been announced. It’s called Dawnguard and it is arriving this summer.
‘SKYRIM’ Dumb Ass KINECT Support Hits Today. Also! DLC TEASE.
Skyrim is getting Kinect support today, adding functionality I pray you never asked for and will never use. On a happier note, they’re going to tease our tips and nips about upcoming DLC as well.
‘SKYRIM’ Files Reveal ‘SNOW ELF PRINCE’, And Crossbows. Give Us The F**King DLC.
Listen, Skyrim. I need your fucking DLC yesterday. Here’s hoping these files that were dredged up are confirmation that you’re coming soon. Otherwise I’m going to stab you with ice-hardened tits.
BETHESDA Revealing…SOMETHING Tomorrow. SKYRIM DLC?
Bethesda is teasing something on their Twitter feed. No idea what it is specifically, but they dropped a picture and a promise of a revealtion tomorrow.
Hit the jump for the picture, and to speculate. Skyrim DLC?!
‘SKYRIM’ Is Adding ‘KINECT SUPPORT’, Yeah Great. Where’s My F**king Flying Mount.
Back in February I pointed all your goggle-eyes towards a Skyrim Sizzle Reel that displayed what the developers would love to add into the title. One of the joints in the sizzle reel were flying dragon mounts. That was awesome. Another was stupid fucking Kinect support. That was dumb. I am bitter. Can you guess which one is actually getting implemented?
Video: ‘SKYRIM’ Edition of ‘HOARDERS’ Hits Home, Man. Damn Home.
I don’t hoard in Skyrim. I’m too scatterbrained to realize what’s worth keeping until its too late. However I do know friends (I’m looking at you, Dude and Fink) who have a sizable amount of items. Everywhere. All across their goddamn save files. This video speaks to them. Sees them, even.
Bethesda Now Hiring ‘Future Generation Console Programmers’, IT’S COMING
Ain’t no purpose denying it no more. The next generation is slowly walking into gaming’s party. Sauntering in through the side door. The signs are everywhere! The latest one is none other than Bethesda hiring programmers for the next cadre of gaming consoles.
Malaysia Has An ‘Elder Scrolls’ Night Club. You Win, Guys. You Win.
Someone (don’t) alert the Copyright Ninjas. There’s a night club in Malaysia that is totally riffing on the Elder Scrolls logo.
Video: ‘Bastion’ Narrator x ‘Skyrim’ = Godly Fan Video.
You can’t play Bastion without secretly lamenting that you can have its narrator follow you through your adventures and give your existence some zest. This video takes said narrator and lays it over a Skyrim experience for maximum awesomeosity.
