#April2012

Twenty-Fourth JAMES BOND Flick to Drop In 2014; Will Danny Craig Be In It?

Now that MGM is done being bankrupt and shit, Sony and them are eager to start churning out the Jimmy Bond flicks. Skyfall  is dropping this year, and if they have their way they’ll be rolling one out in 2014. The only question is whether or not Daniel Craig will be back as the Man himself. If there’s a good Lord or Two above, they’ll get it done.

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Daniel Craig: Bond Not So Emo In ‘SKYFALL’. Good. Plus! Pics.

Daniel Craig is flapping those sultry lips, dropping some info about Skyfall. The most encouraging detail he’s let fly out of those grizzled yet interestingly warm kissing-pistons is that Jimmy Bond ain’t going to be frowning so much in the next flick. Good!

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NEW ‘SKYFALL’ PICS Are Full Of BEAUTIFUL BODIES & Guns. Win/Win.

Skyfall. Lost beneath my quaking dick-lust for Django, The Master, Hobbit, Dark Knight, Avengers, Looper, Spider-Man,  and on, and on, and on. I like what I’m seeing though. Namely hot people and violence. Freud, take a bow.

Hit the jump for some new pictures.

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‘SKYFALL’ SET PHOTOS Bring The Javier Bardem! Plus! New Info.

Ya’ll want some Skyfall  set photos upside your dome-pieces as well as some new information from the flick? ‘Course you do. Unless you’re just here to stare at Daniel Craig’s happy trailer. Sadly this is the one batch of pictures that don’t feature it.

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‘Skyfall’ To Be Bond’s Debut On The IMAX. Enormo Craig Abs!

Oh golly I can only imagine the resplendent glimmer of masculine glory that will Daniel Craig’s taut body splayed across an IMAX screen. It’s coming! Be prepared. Take a towel, hide your children.

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Official Image Of New Bond Flick ‘Skyfall’ Is Pure Brooding Dude Hunkiness.

A guy at my local comic shop a couple of days ago said he didn’t care for the Daniel Craig Bond flicks, and took especial issue with Craig’s “banana hammock” from Casino Royale. I’m going to guess he won’t like this first official image from Skyfall.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Bond Producers Want Daniel Craig For Five More Flicks? Righteous.

I like me some Daniel Craig as James Bond, and I’m anticipating Skyfall like woah. So with that in mind I’m pretty excited about the news that producers of the franchise want him for five more installments.

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Next Bond Flick, “Skyfall’ Will Be Standalone Movie. Bonus!

The next James Bond flick, Skyfall, is going to be a standalone. This tantalizes my taint. I want my Bond flicks to be self-contained techno-sexual-suave wankfests.

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‘Bond 23’ Officially Titled ‘Skyfall’. Alright, Let’s Do This.

I can’t remember a fucking thing about Quantum of The Pinnacle’s Solar Drive  or whatever the last Bond movie was called. I just know that I liked it, describing it to our own Eduardo Pluto as having an indecipherable plot but featuring “hot people shooting and fucking” which was (sadly?) enough for me. So I’m ready for a new Bond, replete with the same.

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