#January2014

Shia LaDouche TWEETS RETIREMENT. Still grasps nothing.

Shia LaDouche.

You know nothing, Shia LaDouche. Fucking dummy. If you did, you wouldn’t have to go to such lengths as retirement. You certainly wouldn’t feel important enough to tweet it. And finally, you definitely wouldn’t say you’re retiring due to attacks on your artistic integrity.

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Shia LaDouche continues attack on Clowes. Is pretty much shit.

Shia LaDouche.

The Shia LaDouche unrepentant dick-bag campaign has continued trudging alone into the new year. After apologizing last week, the pretentious untalented prick has proudly kept swinging at Clowes in a couple of ways. Oh man, c’mon Suburbia. We get it. You’re a prick.

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SHIA LABEOUF short-film rips off DANIEL CLOWES. Gets caught, apologizes. Still a douche.

Shia LaDouche.

Shia LaBeouf has come off like a pretentious turd-sucking asshole for a while now, so I’m glad to see it all coming to a head. LeDouche ripped off a Daniel Clowes comic from 2007 for some shitty pretentious short flick of his. Somehow he didn’t think he would get caught. He did. Best part? His “apology” sucks just as much as the rest of his career. Existence.

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SHIA LEBEOUF Drops SELF-PUBLISHED Comics. So F**king Bad.

Watch out, Rob Liefeld. Your tendency for wonderfully deranged slop may be challenged by none other than The Kid From Transformers himself. Yep,  Shia LaBeouf. Dude has entered the comics arena, and for once you’ll pray that the medium does  croak. Oh, I’m kidding. They’re so fucking bad they rule.

Hit the jump for his uh, “work” and deets.

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D.J. Caruso Talks ‘Preacher’, Shia LaBeouf Interested.

D.J. Caruso is directing Preacher. His previous works include stints on The Shield. Awesome. Disturbia. I liked it, I know fuck me. Eagle eye. Never saw it. And most recently, I Am Number Four. During the international press tour for I Am Number Four, he’s begun discussing this upcoming project. Most intriguing is the comment that Shia LaBeouf is interested in being in the Preacher movie, and dammit in a role that might just work.

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