#May2012

Marine Biologist Attaches LASER To A Shark’s Head. The End Times Are Upon Us.

Hey, let’s give robots intelligence. Hey, let’s slap a laser onto the dome of a shark. Day by day, we’re inviting the apocalypse.

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Fear Fest: Sharks. Seabound Serial Killers of Glory.

OCTOBER 22nd, Sharks

“I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”
-Nicolas Cage

Sharks are perhaps the world’s oldest and most efficient killers. There is little difference between the prehistoric megalodon and today’s great white; it’s just smaller. We humans are without a doubt the rulers of the land, but the seas belong to the shark. With 70% or so of the Earth’s surface is water, what does that mean for who rules the planet?

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