Katy Perry wants in on the Blade Runner 2 action. Hmm. Given that I regard Blade Runner 2 as nothing more than the feces-bases elixir of an encore that Ridley Scott is going to use to wash Prometheus down our throats, seeing one of my eternal crushes play Rachael may actually be the only thing to get me excited about this movie. Listen I know that probably sounds crazy but I just woke up and I shudder slightly when even thinking about Prometheus. Just leave me the fuck alone. I am a firework.

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Man. Doesn’t Vinny D’s recent behavior remind you a lot of the time that Sean Young lost her mind whilst campaigning for the role of Catwoman? Sweet Holy Moley, Vin. Try and keep your geek-cock locked up in them expensive-ass jeans at least until they offer you the role. Amirite?

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For a couple of weeks I’d been seeing pictures of Sean Young and Han Solo in eerily MySpace-esque pictures. I kept wondering where the fuck they were, amid shock that in fact even the coolest of people have been making the douchiest of faces in pictures for like thirty years or so. Now I know the origin! Hot ass, crazy-as-fuck Sean Young has posted a Polaroid album online from the set of Blade Runner. It’s fucking awesome.

Hit the jump to check out some of the pictures.

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