Kurt Russell is going to be playing Star-Lord’s Dad in the next Guardians. It’s confirmed. And! Star-Lord’s Dad is…Ego The Living Planet. Interesting Check out his outfit after the jump.

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Brie Larson is Captain Marvel! I fuck with it. I know a lot of folks who are skeptical at best, because they wanted fancastings such as Emily Blunt and Kara “I can’t act” Thrace from Battlestar. Well, let me know, skeptics. Let me know what kind of condiments you enjoy. I’ll give them to you to spice up the crow you’re going to be eating.

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Hey! Have a Justice League teaser trailer! I enjoyed it a lot. To be honest, it seems like they’re trying to crib Whedon and MCU’s use of humor after shit talking it for so long and wanting to be “dark” and “realistic”. But, I don’t really give a fuck as long as it’s fun and good. 

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James Gunn must have read my blog post last week. You know, me. Czar of the Internet. IdiotCaptain of the Fools Brigade. ‘Cause dude was like, “the GoTG 2 footage being shown at SDCC won’t be seen by the public for a while” to which I responded “haha yeah okay.” While now this week bro is promising “new technology” to prevent leakage. A footage-convention diaper, if you will. To this I say: good luck.

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