#July2014

‘Mass Effect 4’ details. And video of the Mako’s return. Srsly.

Mass Effect 4.

I’m pretty sure Mass Effect 4 doesn’t exist. And the minds who have been charged with developing it are obscuring this fact with intermitten morsels of nothingness. Those Fucking Bastards returned at SDCC today, babbling on about the possibilities of the next installment. While offering pretty much nothing, outside of video of the Mako. Which is the best sign yet that they’re trolling us.

Images and video after the break.

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OMEGA-CAST #3 – Squatchin, SDCC, and Pancakes.

Now that Patrick Bateman and Rendar Frankenstein have returned from squatchin’ in the Great White North, the Three Omega Idiots decide to tackle the San Diego Comic Convention Thing. Plus! Taking gnarly dumps, maybe two functioning microphones, how much better Thor is than The Flash, and cheap plugs of shitty t-shirts.

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MARVEL ANNOUNCES ‘AVENGERS’ SEQUEL, ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ WOOO.

Avengers - Age of Ultron

Fucking Christ, SDCC. I’m supposed to be drinking with friends, bowling and shit. Then you drop this fucking news on a Saturday night. So uh, yeah. The Avengers sequel has an official title.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ SEQUEL WILL BE A ‘SUPERMAN & BATMAN’ FLICK. WOAH.

Superman & Batman.

Sweet crap on a cracker, I didn’t see this coming. Warner Bros. is going to be following up their disaster porn extravaganza Man of Steel not with the Justice League flick like many anticipated. Instead, they’re going full-tilt towards a Superman & Batman team-up movie.

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JIM LEE draws ‘SANDMAN’ at SDCC. HIDES PICTURE FOR SOMEONE TO FIND.

Rather swell.

Every once in a while I’m reminded of what a beast Jim Lee is in the artist game. I’ve vomited around here about how I’m tired with his super-cluttered panels, and excessive posing. I still feel that way. But at the same time, images like this prove that the guy still has a filthy change-up when he wants to throw it.

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FOX to reveal ‘X-FORCE’ MOVIE PLANS at COMIC-CON. ALL POUCHES EVERYTHING.

Cable.

Didn’t see this one coming. Of course, I don’t see many things coming. It’s difficult to divine the future from my dungeon. All I see are but slithers of light through the blinds. Gentle light, illuminating my bedsores (barely) and meat-shrine to Jennifer Lawrence (barely).

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ FOOTAGE and NEW POSTER Debut at Comic-Con. Check them out right hurr.

Man of Steel footage dropped. Here’s some collated reactions, plus a new poster.

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‘THE LAST OF US’ VIDEO: Meet Bill, Another (Cranky F**king) Survivor

The Last of Us, won’t you allow me into you? You are so far away. For now I will sate myself on glorious videos, such as this one containing the newest survivor to be revealed.

Hit the jump for the video.

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‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ REBOOT Being Penned By Jeremy Slater. I Am Not Familiar.

The Fantastic Four reboot that is being helmed by Josh Trank has landed itself a writer by the name of Jeremy Slater. I am not familiar with this lad.

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Teaser Poster For EDGAR WRIGHT’S ‘THE WORLD’S END’ Proves Flick Is Really Real

Hell yeah. Teasing tips everywhere this weekend at Comic-Con is a poster for Edgar Wright’s The World’s End. It ain’t much, but it is enough.

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