Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers  is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.

Hit the jump. Strike a pose.

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You can tell how I pick and choose when to make some sort of moralistic stand. Set photos are dumb! Yet here I am enjoying this one. Primarily because of Mrs.  Scarlett Johansson. I stand for nothing  except perhaps acknowledging when one stands for nothing. Want to see an official set photo?

Jump!

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Patrick Boivin, the same dude behind Iron Baby and AT-AT Afternoon has returned to the interwebs with more geek porn. This time it’s Black Widow Gone Wild, which features the Widow tooling on a variety of pathetic dummies, from Rocky to Michael Jackson to Batman. Doing it all while looking sexy as hell in her Johansson likeness, clad in leather.

Hit the jump for the video.

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It’s not fair.

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This poster was also in the same post as the True Blood one at Slashfilm today, but seriously, I had to dedicate an entire post to it. Scarlett Johansson has always been on my list of ridiculously amazing babes. Let’s ignore perhaps her little piggy nose, and focus on the fact that she’s got curves that could stop a lesser mortal’s heart.

You take those curves and stuff them black leather? Between her and Robert Downey Jr, My groin is seriously going to burst.