#April2014
SAMUEL L. JACKSON will be on ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD’ finale. ALL the fanboners.
Without spoiling anything in Winter Soldier (Jesus fucking Christ, see the movie!), there are some pretty staggering fucking ramifications for Agents of SHIELD that rise up out of the flick. Much head scratching, what the shit now? type ramifications. So it’s rad as hell to hear that the Nick Fury will be on the show to help deal with it. And I’ll level with you: this sort of synergy gets my asshole so taut from excitement that it begins to drag my testicles nearly into its hairy abyss. I’m just saying.
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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ TV Spot: Winter Soldier is crapping on Fury’s Life
Truthfully, I’m at work. So I managed to watch like nine seconds of this before I had to turn it off. Sound issues and all that fucking jumbo donkey feces. But I did manage to see Fury being like LOLWTF I’M ABOUT TO GET FUCKED. And then Winter Soldier is like BURN BRO.
It seems neat.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ Trailer Teaser: A WHIFF OF BUCKY
As to be expected. Marvel has released a teaser for the Captain America: The Winter Soldier trailer dropping tomorrow. And if you really squint, concentrate, and pray to your Deity of choice, you can catch a glimpse of The Winter Soldier.
Is it tomorrow yet?
SCARLET WITCH GET: SAMUEL L. JACKSON confirms ELIZABETH OLSEN for ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
It appears that Elizabeth Olsen is going to be in Avengers: Jarvis is Pissed. I suppose when you’re Samuel L. Jackson, you can pretty much just shit on the face of embargoes and secrets and stuff. Right?
‘OLDBOY’ RED-BAND TRAILER: Beards & Beatdowns & Blood
The red-band trailer for Spike Lee’s remake of Oldboy has dropped, and Jesus Fucking Christ! It looks good. I would not have expected to find myself sweating the remake of a flick I loved, but here I am. Surprises every day, c’est la vie. Right? What do you folks think of this Western remixed offering?
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ to feature Nick Fury’s story. Woop?
Despite being in all thirty-seven (I didn’t count them) Marvel films, Nick Fury has yet to have his own feature. And while that ain’t changing any time soon, the actor behind the One-Eyed Bastard has said that Fury’s tale will be partially told in the second Captain America movie.
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
– You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
– You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.
Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.
Hit the jump. Strike a pose.
Samuel L. Jackson Is Highest-Grossing Actor of All Time. Wait, He Acts?
Samuel L. Jackson is now officially the highest-grossing actor of all time. Whoop there it is!
Samuel L. Jackson Is Going To Be In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’. Word.
Generally I’m fucking tired of Samuel L. Jackson. Respect his past performances when, you know, he used to act. These days? Meh. Also, fuck him as Nick Fury. Still, I can’t help but be excited that he’s going to reteam with Tarantino for ‘Django Unchained’.
