#July2016

‘Blade Runner 2’ Concept Art: The Beautiful Nightmare Returns

Blade Runner.

I don’t know if I’ve made this clear (I’ve made this clear), but I’m fully on-board with the Blade Runner sequel. It’s got talent up to its chin (starting with director Villeneuve and cinematographer Roger Deakins), and if it sucks? No harm, no foul. I’ll easily separate it from my love for the original. Said sequel has dropped some official concept art, and yes, it’s gorgeous.

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Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Blade Runner 2’ arriving January 12, 2018

Blade Runner.

Apparently it’s a day of release date announcements for sequels I’m sweating. First John Wick: The Wick and the Dead gets a date, now Blade Runner 2.

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Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Blade Runner 2’ starring Gosling and Ford is filming in July

Blade Runner.

I will watch anything that Denis Villeneuve does. SicarioEnemy, and Prisoners are my fucking shiiittt!!! So, having him on-board gets me excited for any project, and it *at least* assuages my trepidation about a Blade Runner sequel. A bit.

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Ryan Gosling confirms he is in ‘Blade Runner 2’

Ryan Gosling.

We don’t need Blade Runner 2. But really, we seldom need a sequel. So instead I’m going to focus on the positive aspects of Blade Runner 2. Cyberpunk. Denis Villeneuve. Ryan Gosling.

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‘The Big Short’ Trailer: McKay’s movie on the Housing Crisis enlists Bale, Pitt, and Gosling

This movie has certainly come out of left field for me. Adam McKay and a bevy of sexy, talented actors are taking on the scumfucks and the 2008 Housing Crisis? Interesting. Interesting indeed. I’ll see it.

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‘Blade Runner’ sequel being shot by one of the greatest cinematographers. Ever.

Blade Runner.

Fuck, man. How am I not supposed to be excited about Blade Runner 2: Unnecessary Sequel? Ryan Gosling. Denis Villeneuve. And now Roger Deakins.

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Ryan Gosling starring in ‘Blade Runner 2.’ This day rules.

Ryan Gosling.

First the Force Awakens‘ second trailer blew my cocktip off. And now, no sooner have I  reattached it with congealed Diet Dew and shoestring, does this glorious news come out.

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‘GHOSTBUSTERS’ haunting theaters this year for 30th Anniversary Celebration

Ghostbusters!

Oh man. Somewhere right now in this Universe our own Rendar Frankenstein is arching his back in a pants-splitting ejaculation rocket. Yes, it’s true. We are telepathically connected. Yes, this means I get strange boners in the middle of the night when he’s watching Only God Forgives for the 300th time in order to write a term paper about Lacanian Something Such. But it also means that *me* knowing about a Ghostbusters return to theaters means *he* also does. And I imagine he’s happy.

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RUMOR: GOSLING, BROLIN up for BATMAN in ‘BATMAN VS SUPERMAN’ or whatever

MARRIED AND IN LOVE AND SHIT.

Looks like 50% of the fucking Gangster Squad is becoming considered to don the cowl for Batman vs Superman vs Batman: The Dark Guy Strikes Things or whatever. And if they can’t get them, Warner Bros is only considering like 3,000 other people.

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‘EPISODE VII’ RUMOR: RYAN GOSLING and Zac Efron UP FOR ROLES

Ryan Gosling.

I feel like I have to apologize every time I write about an Episode VII rumor. Listen. As the teenager hip people say: sorry I’m not sorry.

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