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Run The Jewels announce their own strain of cannabis called ‘Ooh La La’ and I’ll never be sober again!
Run The Jewels is dropping their own strain of cannabis named “Ooh La La”, a reference to a recent track of theirs. My oh my! If they ain’t ever daring me to stay high 24/7, as opposed to my usual habits. You know, 12/7.
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Watch: Run The Jewels syncs up perfectly with ‘Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives’, praise the slop culture apocalypse
I, I don’t know how people fucking figure these things out. That said, I’m glad that someone decided to do so. RTJ? Guy Fieri? The mash-up we didn’t know we needed. May it be a light for you in these dark times.
After the jump, because the Twitter video player is garbage.
‘Black Panther’ Teaser Trailer: Legend Has It (Woo!)
My god. I thought I was enjoying the trailer for Black Panther *before* Run The Jewels began playing. By the first “woo” hit, I was ready to run through a goddamn wall. I cannot wait for this movie.
Run The Jewels debuts ‘Panther Like A Panther’ in ‘Gears of War 4’ Horde Gameplay Trailer
Yes, the lead of this paragraph is decidedly Run The Jewels and not Gears of War 4. That said, I’m excited for both the new Gears and RTJ3. Moreso RTJ3, but I’m sweating that more than most things.
Weekend Open Bar: Go Van Gogh on a house rat!
It’s the freakin’ Weekend, baby! Halloween Weekend, to be exact! Slice your flesh-sack, provide the blood to the altar! Summon a wonderful fucking weekend for yourself, and the other denizens of the Perpetually Decaying Universe! Entropy! Ain’t nothing more fucking terrifying than that! But we’re here! We’re here, together! So let’s hang out at the Open Bar!
Tuesday Afternoon Commute: Dad Says The Atomic Bomb Is A High-Five From Zeus
Welcome! SpartanFuckLords! To Tuesday Afternoon Commute! The day late edition of Monday Morning Commute! I’ll level with you. I worked until 7:45 pm yesterday. By the time I got home (8:30), ate dinner (turkey chili) and began to relax (put on sweatpants and ate an entire box of Star Wars Chez-Its while laying down), I was no longer willing to open my backpack. Unleash my computer. Type up this column! But now it’s here! Monday Morning Commute! By way of Tuesday Afternoon Commute!
This column! Where we share the ArtsFartsBooksBeatsVideoGamesEtc we are looking forward to enjoying during a given week! I’ll go first! Then you share what you’re up to this week! What are you drinking? Playing? Reading? Ruminating over? Let me know~
Run The Jewels goes ‘Blade Runner’ for Fall Tour Poster.
This is, objectively, the dopest thing ever. It almost, *almost* makes up for the fact that they’re not coming to Boston for their Fall Tour.
Monday Morning Commute: (Sgt.) Slaughter of the Soul!
Happy Memorial Day to ya’ll living within the Empire! As a child, most of my worldview was shaped by the World Wrestling Federation. And to be honest, I’m almost positive I’m better for it. And one thing I learned is that those who turn their back on their country are thick-jawed, dastardly pieces of shit. (Like Sgt. Slaughter.) Don’t be a Sgt. Slaughter. Give big ups to those who have served in a moment of fleeting, momentary clarity. And then go about your proper Imperial means of celebration. Charred animal flesh. Excessive drinking. Maybe a jingoistic, statistically inaccurate proclamation about Whatever You Really Like In America.
Run The Jewels – “Lie, Cheat, Steal” Video: Like Who Really Run This?
Do I ever post music stuff here? NOPE. Am I breaking my own rule because I want to RIDE OR DIE with RTJ? YUP.
