#July2013
SAM ELLIOTT to play RON SWANSON’S RIVAL on ‘PARKS AND REC.’ Remarkable.
It’s going to be a goddamn Mustache-Off on this season of Parks and Rec. Sam “Best Mustache, Best Voice Ever” Elliott is joining the show to play the rival of everyone’s favorite Libertarian. Fuck to the yes, high to the five.
Monday Morning Commute: fast-food debauchery
Aloha! Welcome to the Monday Morning Commute! What is it that I do here at the MMC? Well, first I gather up all of Spaceship OL’s passengers – nerd-culture slovens and amigos and infidels alike! Then, I show `em the various bits of art and trash and fast-food debauchery that I’ll be devourin’ during the course of the week. At this point, I deactivate the laser-shackles and let the wayfarers bludgeon one another with their prospective plans for destroying ennui and undermining workplace productivity.
It’s a thing of goddamn beauty.
C’mon, jump in and join the madness!
RON SWANSON Wants to be ‘THE THING’ In ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot. C’mon People.
Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec, arguably one of the greatest characters in modern fiction. However it turns out that Offerman has another deep, deep, desire. To participate in some clobberin’ time.
RON SWANSON x RORSCHACH = Ron Sworschach Tumblr. Yes.
This is the jam right here. Two genius lads have taken Ron Swanson and his libertarian proclamations of awesomeness and mashed them up with everyone’s favorite mush-mouthed vigilante Rorschach.
Hit the jump for a few tastes.